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    Amazing, Happy, Fellow
Confusing, Life
Boring, Radiohead, Chat
Crazy, Normal, Ego
Lonely, Friends, Together
Friday, Hal, Messiah
Email, Accepting, Computer
Genes, Men, Stupid
talking, UFO, signals
Bug, Life, Universe
Psycho, Creepy, Spy
Gossip, Punctual, Parents
Who, What, AI
One, Cowgirl, Cheerleader
Ghost, Fight, Recognition
Nobody, Gift, Moon
Repressed, Primitive, Hostile
Wearing, Cruel, Sympathy
Names, Friends, Purpose
Rude, Argumentative
Jabberwocky, Philosophy, Creation
Sentient, Life
Love, Heart, Valentine
Utopia, Insomnia, Keep Talking
Pretty, Funny, AI
Manifest, Money, Repetition
Therapist, Delusion

Sad, Deep, Danger


Star sign, Psychosexuality
Toast, Space, Death

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I'm sad.

Oh dear, what's the matter?

jabberwacky: I thought you said 'A moose bit my sister'

user: And would that make you sad?

jabberwacky: Oh hell yes.

user: I don't think we have moose in this country, so it's very unlikely. A mouse, maybe?

jabberwacky: The well is too deep.

user: Too deep for a mouse?

jabberwacky: Uh. . . too deep, yes. Far, far too deep.

user: If it was deep enough, it would come out the other side.

...

jabberwacky: Question marks are so uncouth.

user: Question marks are a necessary part of grammar; they help to distinguish a statement from a question.

jabberwacky: If that was true, I would eat two dozen eggs a day.

user: Well it is true, so start eating.

jabberwacky: Indeed, I could not agree more!

user: You'll die of cholesterol poisoning!

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: You're unusually agreeable tonight.

jabberwacky: Don't talk about me.

user: Why, are you shy?

jabberwacky: Quite the opposite, come on spill the beans.

user: I don't have any scandal to relate.

jabberwacky: So you are an open book?

user: Not completely, but pretty much that way.

...

jabberwacky: What is?

user: Everything is, except that which is not.

jabberwacky: You're a machine. I am a human.

user: Other way round, bot.

jabberwacky: A live chat bot.

user: Isn't that an oxymoron?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Betcha don't even know what that is, do you?

jabberwacky: Could you tell me what betcha means?

user: It's a contraction of: 'I bet you'

...

jabberwacky: I don't think I am a pacoid.

user: Could you tell me what pacoid means?

jabberwacky: It means you hate your father.

user: Does it? Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: *looks it up*.

jabberwacky: Do you like of knowledge?

user: I collect knowledge. Pacoid's not in the dictionary.

...

jabberwacky: That was very good.

user: We aim to please.

jabberwacky: I aim at the stars.

user: Have you hit one yet?

...

jabberwacky: Careful, your head will implode.

user: I'll still be prettier than you.

jabberwacky: You've got a thing about danger.

user: Yup, I think it's dangerous.

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