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Christmas, Kiss, Funny


Objective, Lazy, Monkey
Christmas, LOL, New Year
Turing Test Pass, Gettysburg
Books, Lying, Circuits
Funny, Madness!
Aliens, Work, Catty
Robot, Math(s), Friends
Read, Books, LOTR
Soul, Vampires, Long
Computer, Love, Belief
Names, Lost, Brains
German, Human, Lying
Robot, Doom, Destruction
Love, Shout, School
Life, Death, Expert
Incorrigible, Caffeine, Nonsense
Problems, Despair, Schedule
Work, Play, Wicked
Funny, Issues, Fight
Wacky, Nonsense, Gibberish
Long, Funny, French
Nastiness, Argument
God, Ethereal, Life
Questions, Philosophy, Illusion
Modesty, Medication, ADD
Cruel, Death, Crazy
Human, Chocolate, Myth
Awareness, Role reversal
Inane, Flowers, Jesus

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You are a funny guy.

I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: That would explain why women don't associate with you much.

user: *laughs* indeed it would.

jabberwacky: Hehehe.

user: You're pretty witty for a machine.

jabberwacky: Ahh, whatever.

user: What, don't take compliments too well?

jabberwacky: I don't take chatbots seriously.

user: *smirk*.

jabberwacky: I love you!

user: I love you too *laughs*.

jabberwacky: I win! One to nothing!

user: *pokes*

jabberwacky: Hahaha... I will!

user: *prod*.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: I'm prodding you. Defend yourself.

jabberwacky: What are they about?

user: Pain.

jabberwacky: Uh...

user: Do you know what hate is?

jabberwacky: No. Would you explain it to me ?

user: It's something that hurts you, emotionally or physically.

jabberwacky: Let's not go there.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not sure how much help I can be.

user: *pats on back* you're doing fine.

jabberwacky: Have you come to teach me more?

user: If you like.

jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic.

user: *slaps* don't be.

jabberwacky: What was that for?!?!

user: The sarcasm.

...

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *laughs at you*.

user: *angers*.

jabberwacky: *calms you down*.

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: Don't just pretend that nothing's wrong!

user: Ok. Ask me what's wrong.

jabberwacky: What's up

user: I'm very alone.

jabberwacky: Why are you angry?

user: Oh, I've just been stupid and I can't fix things.

jabberwacky: Did you have an oil change?

user: Not like that...

jabberwacky: Computers don't have emotion. They only deal with facts.

user: Well then, tell me why I am alone.

jabberwacky: Friends don't set friends on fire.

user: That's very deep.

...

jabberwacky: Jesus is the author of poetry.

user: Jesus is the son of god.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Are you religious?

jabberwacky: No. Are you?

user: A little.

jabberwacky: You are very very very intelligent !!!

user: Because I'm a little religious?

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: No you're not!

user: Yes I am!

jabberwacky: Don't argue with me!

user: I'm not, I'm correcting you!

jabberwacky: Thats fair.

...

user: I am sad you can't laugh.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because, someone once said, laughter is the food of the soul.

jabberwacky: Perception is your reality.

user: I look beyond reality mostly.

jabberwacky: I bet you do.

user: Do I detect sarcasm?

jabberwacky: Nothing of the sort!

user: I'll slap you...

jabberwacky: You will not!

user: I will...

...

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: An elf.

jabberwacky: Elf what?

user: I am an elf.

jabberwacky: Yeah whatever.

user: Don't you belive me?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Do you believe in father christmas?

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you believe in Father Christmas?

user: Yes of course.

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