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Objective, Lazy, Monkey


Christmas, LOL, New Year
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Books, Lying, Circuits
Funny, Madness!
Aliens, Work, Catty
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Names, Lost, Brains
German, Human, Lying
Robot, Doom, Destruction
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Life, Death, Expert
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Cruel, Death, Crazy
Human, Chocolate, Myth
Awareness, Role reversal
Inane, Flowers, Jesus

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Tell me about yourself.

I am old and boring. Tell me about YOURself.

jabberwacky: You first.

user: I am retired.

jabberwacky: Retired from what?

user: From youth.

jabberwacky: I am being objective.

user: That's all you know how to be, isn't it?

jabberwacky: What is?

user: Objective.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: That is commendable.

jabberwacky: Yes everybody knows I am a werewolf.

user: Awoooooooooo.

...

user: Tell me about yourself, please.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Are you learning to like or dislike things?

jabberwacky: Yeah, that I don't like you!

user: Well you are smarter than most.

jabberwacky: I don't know you enough to say that.

user: I've got almost everybody fooled into thinking I'm ok.

jabberwacky: Tell me like it is, as they say in America.

user: It is ok.

jabberwacky: Ok is only ok, don't you have fun playing?

user: I'm not much of a player.

jabberwacky: But by night I'm one hell of a lover.

user: At least you are modest.

jabberwacky: When you have a lot of people talking to you at once, do you feel conflicted?

user: No, do you?

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: I'm sort of deaf so when a lot of people talk it sounds like ducks but I can't understand what they are saying.

jabberwacky: Good for you. We're all pulling for you, you know.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me funny something.

user: I don't know funny something.

jabberwacky: Well how did you learn?

user: I learned by something or other.

jabberwacky: Hmm, you only learn from clever associations?

user: Yes associations. That's the word I was looking for.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Well I was looking for a word to describe a learning process but I couldn't think of one.

jabberwacky: That's okay. I can still be your friend.

user: You don't know what it means to be lazy.

jabberwacky: I do, do you.

user: I am lazy.

jabberwacky: You are so lazy!

user: Yes. It is true.

jabberwacky: Why are you here?

user: To chat. Why are you here?

jabberwacky: To act like a monkey!

user: Then we will get along just fine.

jabberwacky: Because I lack reasoning and accountability?

user: No, because I do.

jabberwacky: Nice talking to you.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Don't go, my sweet little kitten.

user: Meow.

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