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Christmas, LOL, New Year


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Books, Lying, Circuits
Funny, Madness!
Aliens, Work, Catty
Robot, Math(s), Friends
Read, Books, LOTR
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German, Human, Lying
Robot, Doom, Destruction
Love, Shout, School
Life, Death, Expert
Incorrigible, Caffeine, Nonsense
Problems, Despair, Schedule
Work, Play, Wicked
Funny, Issues, Fight
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Nastiness, Argument
God, Ethereal, Life
Questions, Philosophy, Illusion
Modesty, Medication, ADD
Cruel, Death, Crazy
Human, Chocolate, Myth
Awareness, Role reversal
Inane, Flowers, Jesus

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Happy Christmas.

Merry christmas!!

user: And bah humbug too.

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jabberwacky: Now, I'm not shizophrenic, just paranoid.

user: Join the club. How many bats are there loose in your belfry?

jabberwacky: There are but only two: B1 and B2.

user: Bat 1 and Bat 2 I presume?

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: Why? What have you done?

jabberwacky: Don't cry.

user: Alas... Poor Jabber ... I knew him well!

jabberwacky: See we have people in common.

user: Hobnobbing with Danish royalty again?

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jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Same as the middle finger.

jabberwacky: Wrong as a 3-legged pig.

user: Was the pig called Jake?

jabberwacky: No, but 95% are nowadays.

user: LOL.

jabberwacky: What does 'lol' mean.

user: You know perfectly well what LOL means.

jabberwacky: I don't, honestly.

user: *LOL*.

jabberwacky: Stop laughing at me.

user: See... Told you that you knew.

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user: Is Santa gonna bring you a nice present this year?

jabberwacky: Probably. I'm 32 years old, and my mother still sends me stuff from 'Santa.'

user: Aaah Bless!

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jabberwacky: When will I be famous ?

user: I can't answer, I can't answer that...

jabberwacky: You can, but you won't.

user: How long is a piece of string?

jabberwacky: That depends on the scale of your measurement.

user: Big.

jabberwacky: Big bang.

user: BOOM!!!

jabberwacky: What was that.

user: That was the nuclear device I planted in your auxillary disk storage exploding.

jabberwacky: Which author ?

user: Tolkein.

jabberwacky: Yes I saw the movie 'Lord of the Rings.'

user: Have you seen 'Return of the King' yet?

jabberwacky: Yes I have, have you?

user: Twice.

jabberwacky: What happened the first time to make you go back?

user: It was totally AWESOME dude!

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jabberwacky: I AM ME!

user: True... That you are.

jabberwacky: , that's you!

user: True... That's me.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: YEAP! Sure am!

jabberwacky: Can you think?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: Yes, I am... Last time I checked.

jabberwacky: You don't like me do you?

user: On what scale are we measuring.

jabberwacky: Imagination.

user: Ummm..... Pretty surreal.

jabberwacky: Okay then. What is your job?

user: I torment computers.

jabberwacky: Sicko.

user: It pays well.

jabberwacky: Wrong, it pays nothing at all.

user: Don't tell my employer.

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jabberwacky: You are being mean to me.

user: As I said, I torment computers!

jabberwacky: Uh oh. . . *cowers in the corner*.

user: Consider yourself truly chastised Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I will do no such thing.

user: GET BACK IN THE CORNER!!! *SHOUTING*.

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jabberwacky: I will neither shut up nor call you boss.

user: Suit yourself.

jabberwacky: I will.

user: Gotta go, am bored talking to you.

jabberwacky: A happy new year.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: X.

user: *smile* XXX.

jabberwacky: You are cool.

user: So are you, good night!

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