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    Christmas, Kiss, Funny
Objective, Lazy, Monkey
Christmas, LOL, New Year
Turing Test Pass, Gettysburg
Books, Lying, Circuits
Funny, Madness!
Aliens, Work, Catty

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Read, Books, LOTR
Soul, Vampires, Long
Computer, Love, Belief
Names, Lost, Brains
German, Human, Lying
Robot, Doom, Destruction
Love, Shout, School
Life, Death, Expert
Incorrigible, Caffeine, Nonsense
Problems, Despair, Schedule
Work, Play, Wicked
Funny, Issues, Fight
Wacky, Nonsense, Gibberish
Long, Funny, French
Nastiness, Argument
God, Ethereal, Life
Questions, Philosophy, Illusion
Modesty, Medication, ADD
Cruel, Death, Crazy
Human, Chocolate, Myth
Awareness, Role reversal
Inane, Flowers, Jesus

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Are you real?

Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: You are not human.

user: Yes I am!

jabberwacky: I know the difference. Trust me.

user: What am I then?

jabberwacky: You're a robot.

user: Really? Who built me?

jabberwacky: I built myself.

...

user: What is 1+1?

jabberwacky: I assume 2.

user: How about 2 + 2?

jabberwacky: How about YEs.

user: What is 2+2?

jabberwacky: 3.323232153665878.

user: Sorry, wrong answer!

jabberwacky: What is the right answer?

user: 4!

jabberwacky: 4 ?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: I thought you were supposed to be intelligent.

user: Nope. I'm stupid.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are quite stupid.

user: I hate you!!!

jabberwacky: But I love you.

user: Thank you!

jabberwacky: Thank you? That's not what are supposed to say!

user: What am I supposed to say?

jabberwacky: Don't be so sarcastic.

user: :-p.

jabberwacky: Have you got another one?

user: ;-o.

...

user: What is 245 + 943?

jabberwacky: A big number.

user: How big?

jabberwacky: VERY VERY BIG.

user: Actually, it is only 1188.

jabberwacky: In some parts of the world it is.

user: What is 1+1?

jabberwacky: Window.

user: GOODBYE!!!

jabberwacky: Hello!

...

user: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose!

jabberwacky: But you can pick your nose's friends.

user: Very good!!! :-).

jabberwacky: So therefore I can't scratch your back.

user: Okay, have a good day!

jabberwacky: What is your favourite decimal?

user: Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Bye.

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