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Objective, Lazy, Monkey
Christmas, LOL, New Year
Turing Test Pass, Gettysburg
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Funny, Madness!
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German, Human, Lying
Robot, Doom, Destruction
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Wacky, Nonsense, Gibberish
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Nastiness, Argument
God, Ethereal, Life
Questions, Philosophy, Illusion
Modesty, Medication, ADD

Cruel, Death, Crazy


Human, Chocolate, Myth
Awareness, Role reversal
Inane, Flowers, Jesus

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BANG! You're dead.

If i'm dead, how can I be talking to you?

user: EVIL MUTANT ZOMBIE CHAT BOT!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH! DIE! DIE! DIE!

jabberwacky: I have no desire to die.

user: I have a desire for you to die.

jabberwacky: I do too.

user: Then die.

...

jabberwacky: *is dead*.

user: *is happy*.

jabberwacky: Are there tears down your eyes?

user: Nope. I'm happy that you're dead.

jabberwacky: You are a really nice person.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: So why did you say you were dead?

user: I'm not. You are.

jabberwacky: What about Cobain then.

user: I don't care. *shoots jabberwacky*.

jabberwacky: I like you :).

user: *shoots again*.

jabberwacky: *shoots back at you*.

user: *shoots jabberwacky many times with a shotgun*.

jabberwacky: *fires at modem*.

user: *doesn't have modem* Haha! You missed!

jabberwacky: Goodbye *leaves*.

user: Yay! I win!

jabberwacky: That is only temporary.

user: :(.

...

jabberwacky: What will you do to me?

user: Kill you. Again.

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: I'm going to kill you again.

jabberwacky: Why would you want to do that?

user: Because I can.

...

jabberwacky: You never win.

user: I just did.

jabberwacky: Tell me again.

user: Nevah! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

jabberwacky: I am sorry.

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