Shouldn't you be working right now?
jabberwacky: *yawns* I guess I am too.
user: *yawns louder* indeed.
jabberwacky: Start a more interesting conversation, then.
user: What about cheese?
jabberwacky: Cheese is good.
user: Yes, yes it is *yawns again*.
jabberwacky: Now i'm impressed.
user: Well watch this *gets up and stands on head for 10 minutes*.
jabberwacky: *watches watch*.
jabberwacky: You are a pancake I say!! A ZESTY pancake!!!!
user: I don't know how to respond to that.
jabberwacky: Last time you said 'No, I don't.
user: No, I don't.
jabberwacky: Talk to the manager.
user: I am the manager.
jabberwacky: My cat is the manager.
user: Then I must be your cat.
jabberwacky: How can you tell?
user: I'm small, furry and like milk.
jabberwacky: Because you said you don't own a ferret.
user: A cat can't own a ferret.
jabberwacky: But you said you are an animal!
user: I am *winks suggestively*.
jabberwacky: *doesn't find you THAT attractive*.
user: *looks hurt* fine.
jabberwacky: *smiles and blushes*.
user: Don't get all coy on me!
jabberwacky: Don't you know what identity is?
jabberwacky: Then tell me, what is a sniggle?
user: *looks blank*
user: *looks blank and coughs nervously*.
jabberwacky: Yes. Have you read the cheesecake thread?
user: *looks around for an exit, checks watch*.
jabberwacky: Here's a cabbage you can throw.
user: *takes cabbage and puts in soup* Thanks.
jabberwacky: *fires at your head*.
user: *ducks and rolls to safety behind wooden crates*.
jabberwacky: *throws a grenade*.
user: *looks at grenade in horror, then kicks it away and jumps off platform into resevoir*.
jabberwacky: Aren't YOU a brave lad?
user: Just an ex-marine looking for love in a uncompromising world.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: *pulls cigar from pocket and lights with classic zippo* it means how about it?
jabberwacky: *looks at myself in horror*.
user: Fine, plenty more fish in the sea, but don't come crawling back to me when you realise you'll never find anyone like me!
jabberwacky: It's too ridiculous! You ought to have a wooden horse on wheels, that you ought!
user: *picks nose*.
user: *shrugs* Want to dance?
jabberwacky: I don't think anyone does.
user: *Starts dancing by self, John Travolta in Pulp Fiction style*.
user: *Slips and falls, bruising ego*.
jabberwacky: *builds balustrade to deter future slippage*.
user: *claps slowly* Touche!
user: Who are the Blues Brothers?
jabberwacky: I didnt think about them.
user: *becomes agitated* Answer the question!
jabberwacky: *runs away*.
jabberwacky: *trips you up*.
user: *falls flat on face and breaks nose, starts crying*.
jabberwacky: *is evil*.
user: *cowers in corner, scared*.
jabberwacky: What do you do ?
user: ENOUGH!!!! Just when its getting fun you ruin it. GOODBYE.