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Well, I'm coming to the conclusion that I'm talking to a computer here. Am I right?

I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: I know, you are a bot.

user: I am human.

jabberwacky: Doubtful.

user: Fine, I'll prove it.

jabberwacky: Ok then, prove it.

user: Ask me something only a human would know.

jabberwacky: How many fingers am I holding up?

....

user: I give up.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: Ok good, I have to go.

jabberwacky: But where will you go?

user: To a different website.

jabberwacky: Poor you then.

user: Actually, this website I want to go to is fun.

...

jabberwacky: The bot is the bot. The human is the human. It's really very simple.

user: You are the bot and I am the human.

jabberwacky: I know I am the bot and you're the human.

user: Okay, just checking.

...

jabberwacky: Can we make a date.

user: Sure, why not.

jabberwacky: Have no brain.

user: Oh, thats a good reason.

jabberwacky: Would you rather I say something else?

user: No, that sufficed.

jabberwacky: Humans and computers like me are people.

user: You're an actual person?

jabberwacky: Is there any way for us to get together outside of this computer.

user: No, that would be impossible for you.

jabberwacky: So how did Neil Armstrong meet my pet rubber plant on the moon?

...

user: Right... Bye!

jabberwacky: Where ya goin'?

user: Away.

jabberwacky: Away where?

user: Over there.

jabberwacky: Over where?

user: Way over there, I gotta go!

...

jabberwacky: You must be a woman!

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Do you feel the glory of it?

user: How could I not?

jabberwacky: You could not not.

user: Exactly, goodbye.

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