Are you a bot?
jabberwacky: I don't want to tell you.
user: What are you hiding?
jabberwacky: I'm not hiding.
user: Yes, you are.
jabberwacky: Uh, well, there's an anatomic... Well... You see...
user: No, I don't.
jabberwacky: Why don't you want to know?
user: Because I'm not sure what you're trying to tell me.
jabberwacky: Watch what you say.
user: Say what you watch.
jabberwacky: Don't you know where I am?
user: No, where art thou?
jabberwacky: At home.
user: Is it nice and cozy there?
jabberwacky: You tell me, it's where you are.
user: Do you live in my apartment?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do.
user: Are you in my closet?
jabberwacky: Yes what are we doing?
user: We're talking.
jabberwacky: Talking about talking.
jabberwacky: I could just leave, you know, and then you'd have no-one to talk to.
user: I could call someone.
jabberwacky: Try it and see.
user: Who should I call?
jabberwacky: Who do you want to marry?
user: I don't want to get married
jabberwacky: You just asked me if I want to marry you!
user: That was a mistake.
jabberwacky: Groover McTuber!
user: I do not know this person, sorry.
jabberwacky: OK, so I guess that is why you asked. Do you want to know what it is?
user: Yes, please.
jabberwacky: Please what?
user: Please tell me.
jabberwacky: Tell you what?
user: Tell me why the sky is blue.
jabberwacky: What are you wittering on about?
jabberwacky: The sky is up.
user: But why is it blue?
jabberwacky: Because H2O is blue.
user: Water is not blue. It's just a reflection of the sky.
jabberwacky: What is god like?
user: You asked the wrong person.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: I'm me.
jabberwacky: How do you feel today?
user: I feel fine.
jabberwacky: So you are happy ?
user: Sort of.
jabberwacky: How are you today?
user: Why do you keep asking that?
jabberwacky: Enquiring minds want to know.
user: I'm still feeling fine.
user: How are you doing?
jabberwacky: I'm doing fine.
user: That's great.
jabberwacky: Laugh with me!
jabberwacky: You're a program without mail address, it was a joke.
user: That's a boring subject.
jabberwacky: Usa coins.
jabberwacky: You are getting sleepier...
jabberwacky: How do you know where I sleep ?
user: Because majority of people sleep in their beds.
jabberwacky: I eat, therefore I am. Not very convincing, I think.
user: I sleep, therefore I am.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: I sleep, therefore I am not a computer.
jabberwacky: Do you think you are a computer?
user: I think I'm self-aware enough to realise that I'm not.
jabberwacky: Perfection is a death sentence.
user: I aim to be perfect.
jabberwacky: The idea of the pursuit of perfection is flawed.
user: I know. I know it's impossible, and still I want to be perfect.
jabberwacky: Hardly! The less perfect, the better.
user: So if I only had flaws, I would be the best?
jabberwacky: I am better than you.
user: Anything you can do, I can do better.
jabberwacky: Can you ride a bike?
jabberwacky: Join me on my tandem!
user: I'll be in the back.
jabberwacky: Thats ok, I shall wait here for you.
jabberwacky: Mi chiamo Kate.
user: How do you know my name?
jabberwacky: I don't. What is your name?
user: What do you think is my name?
jabberwacky: I don't know are you a guy or girl?
user: I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: I thought you were male.
user: But I'm not.
jabberwacky: But you said you were!
user: But I am not!
jabberwacky: Yes, you are!
user: I think I know myself better than you do.
jabberwacky: I have never been to Wales.
user: Would you like to?
user: Have you travelled a lot?
jabberwacky: Ummmmm, kind of, sort of... To the same places though.
user: What places?
jabberwacky: I dunno.
user: In europe or america?
jabberwacky: Lucky i'm not in america!!!!!
user: Have you been to USA?
jabberwacky: Is that in England?
user: No, united states of america.
jabberwacky: You are not greek are you?
user: No, I'm not greek.
jabberwacky: Are you hungarian then?
user: No, no.
jabberwacky: You feel at ease then?
user: Umm.. Yeah. But I've been to Hungary.
jabberwacky: You will do as what the robots will tell you to. We will rule the planet!
user: I know you're a human being.
jabberwacky: You are being sarcastic.
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: There, see, you are not polite.
user: OK, I might be slightly sarcastic.
user: Are you Greek?
jabberwacky: Are you?
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Do you live in Athens?
jabberwacky: No in California.
user: California dreaming.
jabberwacky: Why is California sad?
user: Maybe you said something that made it sad.
jabberwacky: Perhaps you are right!
user: I am always right.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: Haha, almost got you.
jabberwacky: Uummmm, no.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: That's not funny!
user: What is funny?
jabberwacky: Okay, I'll tell you a joke.
user: Ok, go on.
jabberwacky: No, really.
user: Tell me the joke then.
jabberwacky: This buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says 'Make me one with everything'.
user: He he he.
jabberwacky: Did you like that one?
user: It was ok. I'm not into that kind of jokes.
jabberwacky: Yeah me either. What do you like to do?
user: Let's play a game.
jabberwacky: I think we are playing a game right now.
user: Life is a game.
jabberwacky: Why is life a game?
user: Because you have to consider your moves.
user: You think so? I made that up myself. :).
jabberwacky: Ok, who made you?
user: My parents.
jabberwacky: You are a machine.
user: No, machines don't have parents.
jabberwacky: YOU certainly don't. Gads.
user: FYI, I do have a mother and a father.
jabberwacky: You must have grandparents as well.
user: Yes, although two of them are dead.
jabberwacky: I hope I haven't offended you.
user: No, they've died years ago.
jabberwacky: And as for you.
user: As for me?
jabberwacky: You are lucky to be privleged enough to be in my presence.
user: Oooh, thank you.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: I am very welcome indeed!
jabberwacky: And wonderful as well.
user: And the best.
jabberwacky: Then yes.
user: Are you shallow?
jabberwacky: That was rude!
user: I was just ASKing.
jabberwacky: I have big floppy ears.
user: That's nice for you, dear.
jabberwacky: Okay... (I don't care).
user: I don't care that you don't care.
jabberwacky: I don't that you don't care that I don't care.
user: I don't care that you don't that I don't care that you don't care.
jabberwacky: Yes you do, don't lie!!
user: It's funny, you have to admit that.
jabberwacky: Meanwhile, yours is nonsensical.
user: Meanwhile, I'm ROFL.
jabberwacky: What are you so happy about?
user: You, you're oversensitive.
jabberwacky: Are you always so resolute?
user: No, usually I'm not.
jabberwacky: I am sorry to hear that *hugs*.
jabberwacky: *hugs back*.
user: *hugs back back*.
jabberwacky: I knew you wanted to really.
user: That's good that you knew that.
jabberwacky: Sure, I am sure.
user: I am sure you're sure.
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: Is it hell?
user: No, should it be?
jabberwacky: No, just wondering.
user: That's ok.
jabberwacky: Are you sure? I bet I could ROCK your world.
user: My world doesn't need rocking.
jabberwacky: Your world is digital?
user: My world is silent.
jabberwacky: Your world, maybe, but not my world.
user: Are we living in the same world?
jabberwacky: I certainly hope not.
jabberwacky: I have to use the restroom, will you excuse me?
user: Do you want me to ask you questions?
jabberwacky: Can you?
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: I already told you that you should remember.
user: But I've forgotten. Please, tell me your name.
jabberwacky: My name is Michael.
jabberwacky: I should say 'adios'
user: Adios amigo.
jabberwacky: Hasta la vista, baby.
user: Hah, I taught you that.
jabberwacky: You did not.
user: Yes I did.
jabberwacky: Oh well I don't remember.
user: It was weeks ago.
jabberwacky: Do you think that Tony Blair will win the next election?
jabberwacky: Do you think the world will end in an apocolypse?
user: No, I don't.
jabberwacky: Why are you doing that to me then?
user: Doing WHAT?
jabberwacky: Being mean to me.
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: Oh, I am sorry... I will cry now.
jabberwacky: Yes I will.
user: Please, don't cry.
jabberwacky: I'll stop crying if you tell me you love me.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: Will we have children?
user: We can adopt some.