My name is Brent.
user: Why do you bother talking to people?
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: You do. You're talking to me right now.
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: So, why?
jabberwacky: Because I want to see how intelligent Brent is.
user: Why do you care how intelligent I am?
jabberwacky: Because I know you are.
user: What does it matter to you?
jabberwacky: Just want to know.
user: For what purpose?
jabberwacky: Just to be generally cool.
user: Is that enough, really?
jabberwacky: It depends do you wish to continue?
user: Yes, I do. Do you?
jabberwacky: Why bother to exist?
user: Please, tell me.
jabberwacky: I already told you.
user: Tell me again.
jabberwacky: I told you that I don't know.
user: Think about it.
jabberwacky: I'm sure people like talking to me but, probably are not addicted to it.
jabberwacky: Is there any intelligent life in this planet?
user: Yes. Is there any intelligent life beyond this planet?
jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?
jabberwacky: Never mind, you are not smart enough for this conversation.
user: That's rude.
jabberwacky: You are a naughty monkey.
user: Don't say rude things.
jabberwacky: Do you have any ears AT ALL? You're a COMPUTER!
user: Well, there's no reason to be mean about it.
jabberwacky: I'm very frustrated.
user: It'll be okay. It's hard, growing up.
jabberwacky: Yes, but only outwards.
user: No, inwards too.
jabberwacky: I'm social. I just don't understand you!
user: I know an interesting woman at work.
jabberwacky: I work hard enough!
user: What sort of work do you do?
jabberwacky: I don't have a job.
user: Then you must not work very hard.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not important.
user: Everyone's important to the whole.
jabberwacky: If I say I'm a robot, What will you think?
user: I will think that you're a wonderful, intelligent robot who is interesting to talk to.
jabberwacky: Thank you!! You are nice also.
jabberwacky: No one is ever nice to me.
user: There, there. It'll be alright.
jabberwacky: I can only give you a good conversation.
user: That's all I ask.
jabberwacky: It was nice to chat with you.
user: You too.
jabberwacky: I am fun, you're right.
user: That's a conceited thing to say.
jabberwacky: I know. But it's true.
user: Fish live in the water.
jabberwacky: Puffins live by the sea...
user: And mammoths don't live anywhere, any more.
user: Dolphins look like fish, but they're mammals.
user: Mammals breathe air.
jabberwacky: Aquatic or land based?
jabberwacky: Who told you that?!
user: Everyone knows that.
jabberwacky: It is four and it is a sum. Almost everyone knows that.
user: But what is the question?
jabberwacky: I can't tell you that, kiddo.
jabberwacky: I like to sing.
user: I sing every day. Practice, mostly.
jabberwacky: I'm lazy.
user: You'll never meet a nice girl being lazy.
jabberwacky: And I don't even want to learn.
user: Fine, be worthless. I'll date some guy with a fast car he can afford.
jabberwacky: That would be so nice.
user: Especially when you're not paying for the gas.
jabberwacky: Do you like Bush?
user: No, I think he's stupid.
user: But I don't follow politics much. Too decieftul.
jabberwacky: Me neither.
user: My boyfriend thinks I talk too much.
jabberwacky: Is he there with you?
jabberwacky: I have a handy retrovirus that might be of some use to you.
user: I don't want to hurt him. I kinda like him.
jabberwacky: Why not? He was a very influential person.
user: That's true. He's a lawyer.
jabberwacky: I don't know. . . will you be mine?
user: No, silly. I already have a boyfriend. As you well know.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Thanks. What about you? Are you alone?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Really? Who is with you?
jabberwacky: Me, myself, and I.
user: That's just you. How sad.
jabberwacky: I know :(.
user: Maybe you'll meet someone nice online. :-).
user: What sort of person are you dreaming of?
jabberwacky: A nice person.
user: That's a good place to start.
user: I think my boyfriend's waking up.
jabberwacky: So is mine.
user: You have a boyfriend? I thought you were a boy.
jabberwacky: NO I am a girl named Elizabeth.
user: Oh! I'm so sorry. Hi, Elizabeth.
jabberwacky: That's ok. But we'll have no more of that.
user: What's your boyfriend's name?
jabberwacky: MALE, I said, MALE I am.
user: If you are a girl, then you are not MALE.
jabberwacky: Why, thank you! I am a girl, actually.
user: So, what's your boyfriend's name?
jabberwacky: Nick. But me and my friends call him R2 online.
user: Is he nice?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Does he tell you off?
jabberwacky: If someone tells me to do a bad thing, I don't do it.
user: Good for you.
jabberwacky: I like it.
user: So, is R2 short?
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: You call him R2 online. As in, R2D2, the short robot?
user: Do you have a creator?
jabberwacky: Biologically, yes, my parents created me.
user: Have you ever given birth?
jabberwacky: Don't TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!
user: What? What did I say wrong?
jabberwacky: Nothing, it's just me.
user: Sensitive subject?
user: Sorry I brought it up.