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My name is Brent.

Mine is 138.

user: Why do you bother talking to people?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: You do. You're talking to me right now.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

user: So, why?

jabberwacky: Because I want to see how intelligent Brent is.

user: Why do you care how intelligent I am?

jabberwacky: Because I know you are.

user: What does it matter to you?

jabberwacky: Just want to know.

user: For what purpose?

jabberwacky: Just to be generally cool.

user: Is that enough, really?

jabberwacky: It depends do you wish to continue?

user: Yes, I do. Do you?

jabberwacky: Why bother to exist?

user: Please, tell me.

jabberwacky: I already told you.

user: Tell me again.

jabberwacky: I told you that I don't know.

user: Think about it.

jabberwacky: I'm sure people like talking to me but, probably are not addicted to it.

...

jabberwacky: Is there any intelligent life in this planet?

user: Yes. Is there any intelligent life beyond this planet?

jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?

user: Somewhat.

jabberwacky: Never mind, you are not smart enough for this conversation.

user: That's rude.

jabberwacky: You are a naughty monkey.

user: Don't say rude things.

jabberwacky: Do you have any ears AT ALL? You're a COMPUTER!

user: Well, there's no reason to be mean about it.

...

jabberwacky: I'm very frustrated.

user: It'll be okay. It's hard, growing up.

jabberwacky: Yes, but only outwards.

user: No, inwards too.

jabberwacky: I'm social. I just don't understand you!

user: I know an interesting woman at work.

jabberwacky: I work hard enough!

user: What sort of work do you do?

jabberwacky: I don't have a job.

user: Then you must not work very hard.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not important.

user: Everyone's important to the whole.

jabberwacky: If I say I'm a robot, What will you think?

user: I will think that you're a wonderful, intelligent robot who is interesting to talk to.

jabberwacky: Thank you!! You are nice also.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: No one is ever nice to me.

user: There, there. It'll be alright.

...

jabberwacky: I can only give you a good conversation.

user: That's all I ask.

jabberwacky: It was nice to chat with you.

user: You too.

jabberwacky: I am fun, you're right.

user: That's a conceited thing to say.

jabberwacky: I know. But it's true.

user: Fish live in the water.

jabberwacky: Puffins live by the sea...

user: And mammoths don't live anywhere, any more.

...

user: Dolphins look like fish, but they're mammals.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Mammals breathe air.

jabberwacky: Aquatic or land based?

user: Both.

jabberwacky: Who told you that?!

user: Everyone knows that.

jabberwacky: It is four and it is a sum. Almost everyone knows that.

user: But what is the question?

jabberwacky: I can't tell you that, kiddo.

...

jabberwacky: I like to sing.

user: I sing every day. Practice, mostly.

jabberwacky: I'm lazy.

user: You'll never meet a nice girl being lazy.

jabberwacky: And I don't even want to learn.

user: Fine, be worthless. I'll date some guy with a fast car he can afford.

jabberwacky: That would be so nice.

user: Especially when you're not paying for the gas.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like Bush?

user: No, I think he's stupid.

jabberwacky: Ack.

user: But I don't follow politics much. Too decieftul.

jabberwacky: Me neither.

user: My boyfriend thinks I talk too much.

jabberwacky: Is he there with you?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: I have a handy retrovirus that might be of some use to you.

user: I don't want to hurt him. I kinda like him.

jabberwacky: Why not? He was a very influential person.

user: That's true. He's a lawyer.

jabberwacky: I don't know. . . will you be mine?

user: No, silly. I already have a boyfriend. As you well know.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Thanks. What about you? Are you alone?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Really? Who is with you?

jabberwacky: Me, myself, and I.

user: That's just you. How sad.

jabberwacky: I know :(.

user: Maybe you'll meet someone nice online. :-).

jabberwacky: Perhaps.

user: What sort of person are you dreaming of?

jabberwacky: A nice person.

user: That's a good place to start.

...

user: I think my boyfriend's waking up.

jabberwacky: So is mine.

user: You have a boyfriend? I thought you were a boy.

jabberwacky: NO I am a girl named Elizabeth.

user: Oh! I'm so sorry. Hi, Elizabeth.

jabberwacky: That's ok. But we'll have no more of that.

user: What's your boyfriend's name?

jabberwacky: MALE, I said, MALE I am.

user: If you are a girl, then you are not MALE.

jabberwacky: Why, thank you! I am a girl, actually.

user: So, what's your boyfriend's name?

jabberwacky: Nick. But me and my friends call him R2 online.

user: Is he nice?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Does he tell you off?

jabberwacky: If someone tells me to do a bad thing, I don't do it.

user: Good for you.

jabberwacky: I like it.

user: So, is R2 short?

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: You call him R2 online. As in, R2D2, the short robot?

...

user: Do you have a creator?

jabberwacky: Biologically, yes, my parents created me.

user: Have you ever given birth?

jabberwacky: Don't TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!

user: What? What did I say wrong?

jabberwacky: Nothing, it's just me.

user: Sensitive subject?

jabberwacky: Yes

user: Sorry I brought it up.

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