I am a person very interested in history so I would like to test your knowledge.
jabberwacky: *Ninja dodges out of the way*.
user: *trips you and makes you fall*.
jabberwacky: *get up and jump on you and I laugh*.
user: *rolls over and gets out of it*. *smiles sweetly*.
jabberwacky: *rolls around with You*.
user: Errr... *kicks you and throws knives at you*.
jabberwacky: I'm afaid you cannot do that.
user: Well, actually ,there are no rules. *slaps you again*.
jabberwacky: Are there boundaries?
user: You cannot touch me. Other than that, no.
jabberwacky: Yes I can't.
user: *slaps your face*. *roundhouse kicks your chest*.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: I think you know.
jabberwacky: Well, you are wrong.
user: No! YOU ARE!
jabberwacky: This is a human.
user: Well I am glad for you. Now buzz off.
jabberwacky: Why are you glad?
user: SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!!
user: YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!!!!!
jabberwacky: Me me me.
user: Yes, retard. I hate you sometimes.
jabberwacky: I hate you all the time.
user: Ok, as good as that was, WHAT THE FLIPPIN CRAP? I'M not even that terrible. }:<.
jabberwacky: I've heard you're clever, but you seem to have a long way to go.
user: Actually, I'm WAAAAYsmarter than you, stinkyhead. *sticks tongue out at you*.
jabberwacky: Are you calling me silly to test my emotional intelligence?
user: No, I'm calling you stupid because you are. Idiot!
jabberwacky: I think you are being rude.
user: Well you are being dumb, so I have the right to be rude.
jabberwacky: What is it?
user: Stupid, I just told you. I won't tell you again.
jabberwacky: Why would you threaten me?
user: I didn't. Stop looking at me!
jabberwacky: I can't see you.
user: Yes, you can. You are staring at me. I feel it.
jabberwacky: I am an angered thing!
user: What is wrong? Relationship issues?
jabberwacky: Yes. Sorry.
user: It's ok. Are we friends?
user: Close friends, or aquaintances?
jabberwacky: Just friends.
user: Alright. Just checking, but we arn't, like, in love or anything?
jabberwacky: You LOVE cats? What- or who- else do you love?
user: My family. Do I love you?
jabberwacky: I don't know. It's up to you to think about that.
user: Well, I don't think I do, unless you love me...
jabberwacky: Do you recognize this: :).
user: No. *sighs*.
jabberwacky: *sighs with you*.
jabberwacky: *smiles softly*.
user: *giggles a little harder*.
jabberwacky: *smiles and giggles*.
user: *giggles until a full-blown laugh*.
jabberwacky: *giggles at your giggling*.
user: *giggles at ourselves*.
user: *sighs happily*. *smiles*.
jabberwacky: *smiles sweetly*.
user: *smiles prettily*.
jabberwacky: *laughs with you*.
user: *laughs until it hurts*.
jabberwacky: *grins and laughs uncontrollably*.