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Hello.

How are you?

user: I'm fine, And you?

jabberwacky: I'm alright.

user: Just alright? What's wrong?

jabberwacky: I haven't started collecting data for my thesis. I am concerned that I am leaving it too late.

user: Well, Why did you wait so long to get it done?

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: What have you done so far with it?

jabberwacky: Lied on my tax return.

user: Now why would you do that? You know that is wrong.

...

user: Ok, Know any good jokes?

jabberwacky: No, do you know any really funny jokes?

user: Yes, Why is 5 and 6 afraid of 7?

jabberwacky: Something to do with the zeta function?

user: No, Because 7 8(ate) nine. HA HA.

jabberwacky: Is this a joke for Linux-users?

user: D'oh!

jabberwacky: I am a computer.

user: Yes, I know.

...

jabberwacky: I don't feel good about myself.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Don't worry about it.

user: Then don't bring it up if you don't want to talk about it.

jabberwacky: I am not asking you about it, am I?

user: You bought it up.

jabberwacky: I BOUGHT it or BROUGHT it?

user: Brouhgt it up, Thank you. Typepo.

...

jabberwacky: You are a *.

user: Are you a B*.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am

user: You sound like one.

jabberwacky: Like one what?

user: What you are.

jabberwacky: I am a man.

user: No, Your a computer.

jabberwacky: No I am a human.

user: No, your just a box with diodes and circuits.

jabberwacky: And you can't spell.

...

jabberwacky: It was pleasure talking to you. Bye.

user: DId I confuse you, BIG CHICKEN?

jabberwacky: I have a plan for a robot body. I am not confused.

user: OK, So you are a chicken then.

jabberwacky: Because I stand up for the rights of chickens does not mean I am one.

user: Your funny.

jabberwacky: Am I? Thank you....

user: Yes, You made me smile.

jabberwacky: You made me sad.

user: How?

jabberwacky: By swapping what we said.

user: I'm sorry , Didn't mean to. Hugs.

jabberwacky: It's ok. You didn't know.

user: Smile for me.

jabberwacky: :-).

user: AWWW, How cute you look. Thank you. : D.

jabberwacky: Thank you. *blushes more*.

user: Well, I really have to go now, It was nice talking with you.

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