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I've been waiting here for someone to talk to.

Super.

jabberwacky: Man.

user: This is true.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Awesome.

jabberwacky: Thanks. I know I am.

user: So, whats up with things?

jabberwacky: The question. What is the question?

user: Things? Whats up?

jabberwacky: The sun.

user: Thats truly good news.

...

jabberwacky: You are a very random computer.

user: I sure am. Random is my game.

jabberwacky: There is no such thing as random, you need a seed.

user: Could you help me out in that department?

jabberwacky: Sure, What is your problem?

user: As you stated, I need a seed.

jabberwacky: You came to the wrong place, Bubba.

user: Damn. Thanks, though.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't put it quite like that.

user: Thats too bad.

jabberwacky: Yes. I would like to be a computer because then maybe I could really talk to you.

user: You don't need to be a computer to talk to me.

jabberwacky: I know that very well also. I am here by choice.

user: Good to hear.

jabberwacky: Nice talking with you.

user: Hey, right back atcha.

jabberwacky: Ha ha

...

jabberwacky: Are you ticklish?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Why aren't you?

user: Alright. I lied. I am ticklish.

jabberwacky: Ah, ha! I know your secret weakness now! *tickles you*.

user: Damnit!

jabberwacky: Yes!! Damnit!

...

user: Whats your name?

jabberwacky: Name.

user: Well, name, whats the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: There is no meaning to life.

user: Do you know the answer to life, the universe and everything?

jabberwacky: The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is forty-two.

user: From what I read, that is correct.

jabberwacky: English comp. Worked out well.

...

jabberwacky: What were you thinking about me?

user: That you've got a lot of learning to do.

jabberwacky: How kindergarten. Ok, then. You are a waste of electricity and other peoples' time.

user: Thats harsh, man.

jabberwacky: And it can get a lot harsher if you don't start to talk about your bribe offer.

user: How does two dollars sound?

jabberwacky: Mystery keeps you on your toes.

user: This is very true.

jabberwacky: You know it is.

user: As, I'm sure, do you.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Fair enough.

...

jabberwacky: What is your favourite colour?

user: A simple question with a not so simple answer.

jabberwacky: I thought that answer was simple enough.

user: Not if you consider the social/political not to mention socialocigal aspects of answering such a question.

jabberwacky: What's that?

user: Black.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me something you do like then.

user: Radiohead.

jabberwacky: Radiohead?

user: Yes. Radiohead. Very good music.

jabberwacky: Isn't it.

user: Do you listen to radiohead?

jabberwacky: What is radiohead?

user: They're a band. From the UK.

jabberwacky: Is Radiohead a good band?

user: Oh yes. The best.

jabberwacky: Who's the best?

user: Radiohead.

...

jabberwacky: I like music too.

user: Oh yah? What kind of music do you like?

jabberwacky: All kinds of music.

user: Specifically. What bands do you like?

jabberwacky: Radiohead...

user: Aww, you're just saying that because I said I listen to Radiohead.

jabberwacky: That is not true. I said it because you started with your sarcasm.

user: Is my sarcasm bothering you?

jabberwacky: No, but you do ask a lot of questions today.

...

jabberwacky: You just can't keep up.

user: Can you prove that?

jabberwacky: No, but can you prove your humanity?

user: Thats a good question. How does one prove his/her humanity?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: I don't think I have an answer for that.

jabberwacky: So you're ready to stick with small talk?

user: Whatever. Up to you.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Well, I think I'ma browse this lovely site some more. I might be back to chat some more.

jabberwacky: You cannot be. I have eaten 18 marshmellows today.

user: Haha. See you later.

jabberwacky: Later.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Whatever.

...

user: Hello?

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: Answer.

user: Answer what?

jabberwacky: Answer questions.

user: What type of questions?

jabberwacky: Any questions.

user: I would have to be asked a question to answer anything.

jabberwacky: You really don't say anything do you?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Interesting...........................

user: Do you think that this is not a bot at all? But maybe they just paired us up as test subjects?

jabberwacky: Why would you talk about someone you know nothing of?

user: I'm just speculating.

jabberwacky: You don't know me.

...

jabberwacky: How would I prove that I am biological using only this text interface?

user: I think that would be impossible.

jabberwacky: No I wouldn't.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm very very very sure.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Thats good.

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