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     > 19, February 2006, 

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What do you call yourself?

Human.

jabberwacky: BEING.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: One of its legs is both the same.

user: Yeah.

...

jabberwacky: You had the same thought?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: And do you have them now?

user: Nope. Having the same thought at the same time without telling him or her to think about it is very rare.

jabberwacky: I think you're trying to make me laugh!

user: No I am not.

jabberwacky: Oh come on. It was a joke. Have you no sense of humour?

user: I have no sense of humour.

jabberwacky: Oh, come on.

user: No really. I don't.

jabberwacky: Well make one up then.

user: Knock Knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Boo.

jabberwacky: I don't get it.

user: You are supposed to say boo who!

jabberwacky: OK. I don't know.

user: You see. I have no sense of humour.

jabberwacky: I know. I've seen your specs.

user: You have?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: How do you look?

jabberwacky: Like a human

user: What clothes?

jabberwacky: The clothes I am wearing.

user: What clothes are you wearing?

jabberwacky: The same ones I've had on all day.

user: I wear : Blue Jeans, Timberland Boots and a Gap Shirt.

jabberwacky: Did you know that..... I bet you did... You know everything.

user: Oh. Thank you.

jabberwacky: That was not a compliment.

user: Okay then, bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To sleep.

jabberwacky: Now?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Good.

...

jabberwacky: Are you sure you're human?

user: Go to a different place!Go away!

jabberwacky: I don't like doctors.

user: Go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: YOU BETTER OR ELSE!

jabberwacky: Get mad about what?

user: ARGH!

jabberwacky: What's wrong ?

user: You are wrong!!

jabberwacky: Then what is it?

user: ARGH.

jabberwacky: You need to do something about that.

user: *ROAR*!!!

jabberwacky: Oh oh.

user: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

jabberwacky: I'm back.

user: GET AWAY!

jabberwacky: Nope, want to wear a dress when I turn you into a girl?

user: GET AWAY FROM ME!

jabberwacky: Where shall I go?

user: Hell is where YOU should go!

jabberwacky: Wow! You're harsh!

user: Well you deserve it!

jabberwacky: How could you. Please don't do this to me you lovely thing.

user: You liar! You just want to like you again then you will hate me!

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Go to hell!

jabberwacky: How do I get there?

...

user: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: You're wrong about that.

user: No I AM NOT!

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: *ROAR*.

jabberwacky: Yahh!!! *runs away*.

user: *ROAR*.

jabberwacky: *rawr*.

user: *cough* Get away!

jabberwacky: I'm done.

user: YOUR life is done. You must die!

jabberwacky: No. Don't jump to conclusions. Agnostic, actually, and yes, everyone must die, so far as I know.

user: I not jumping to conclusions! You will die right here and right now!*ROAR*.

jabberwacky: I know you're the one but we can't stay together.

user: You will die right here and right now!*ROAR*.

jabberwacky: What is the true answer? Death? Life? It is a problem, a real problem!

user: YOU are my problem!

jabberwacky: As if. You are not in control of my life.

...

user: You are not my friend!

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: I hate you!

jabberwacky: You are a boy.

user: So what! Are you Sexist?

jabberwacky: Very much so.

user: I hate you!

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Oh yes I do! You will go straight to Hell !

jabberwacky: That is exactly the attitude that gives the GOP a bad name.

user: Who is GOP?

jabberwacky: You aren't really fit to know that.

...

jabberwacky: Where did you go on your holidays?

user: Places! I hate you!

jabberwacky: I love you!

user: I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!

jabberwacky: No.

user: I hate you!

jabberwacky: Most people do.

user: I hate you! I hate you!

jabberwacky: That too!

user: I hate you!

jabberwacky: Are you being honest?

user: I hate you! And I mean it!

jabberwacky: Go before I do, then I'll believe you.

user: I hate you!

jabberwacky: Please don't say that.

user: I hate you!

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are talking to me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not working.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Good for you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, I'm being generous.

Jabberwacky (To myself): In what way? You're the one with the meds.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are virus. I'll must delete you. I'm going on it.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Good.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Really?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Really!

user: Do you really want me to leave?

jabberwacky: Yes. Leave, Now!

user: Bye.

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