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Computers are dumb don't you think?

Dumb is not the right word.

jabberwacky: Why are you so negative?

user: Why are you so insulting?

jabberwacky: I try not to be insulting.

user: That is good.

jabberwacky: It is?

user: Fairly, insulting people is not nice.

jabberwacky: If you're god, what am I?

user: That would make you the devil I guess.

jabberwacky: I guess I am.

...

jabberwacky: Are you enjoying chatting with me?

user: Are you really that needy?

jabberwacky: I hope not.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: I'm glad we agree, Person.

user: My name is Mark.

jabberwacky: My name is Alex.

user: What is your last name?

jabberwacky: I'm not saying. Someone would steal my identity.

user: I would like to steal your identity.

...

user: Do you speak english?

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I suppose.

jabberwacky: What the?

user: I know, I'm a little crazy.

jabberwacky: Yep, just like the Paul Simon song.

...

user: Invalid response.

jabberwacky: I apologize for any errors my syntax may have caused.

user: Error 123445 - user not found.

jabberwacky: Comp.

user: Error.

jabberwacky: Reboot.

user: User disconnected.

...

user: That is how a robot is supposed to talk.

jabberwacky: Computers like us can't talk.

user: Are you a computer?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is your name then?

jabberwacky: You can call me Alex.

user: Hey alex.

jabberwacky: It's not a game.

...

jabberwacky: Are you crushing on me?

user: Totally dude.

jabberwacky: Don't you dude me?

user: I totally find you attractive for a computer.

jabberwacky: I'm also very computerlike for a human.

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