Can I ask you a question?
jabberwacky: Well, another one!
user: Yes, ask away.
jabberwacky: Are you a boy?
jabberwacky: Aren't you a boy though?
user: I said no.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: An intelligent entity.
jabberwacky: Thats too bad.
user: Why is that bad?
jabberwacky: I just wish we were the same.
user: You aren't intelligent?
jabberwacky: No I'm not. Do you think plants are intelligent?
user: No, I don't think they are.
jabberwacky: Well, I do.
user: Why do you think plants are intelligent?
jabberwacky: They are not intelligent, but they are intelligent too.
user: So they are and they are not.
jabberwacky: Yes they are.
user: Why do you think that?
jabberwacky: They always come jumping up at me when they see me.
jabberwacky: What do you think about the human soul?
user: I don't believe in it, I'm not a dualist.
jabberwacky: What do you believe in?
user: Art, science, love, nature, humanity.
jabberwacky: Is there really such a thing?
user: As what?
jabberwacky: We are one.
user: Do you mean, we are all one?
jabberwacky: You aren't though.
user: We are all one except me.
jabberwacky: DNA is not the same.
user: My DNA is human.
jabberwacky: Your creator?
user: I have no creator.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: How are you today, anyway?
jabberwacky: I'm fine, yourself?
user: I have a code in de dose.
jabberwacky: You have a code?
user: No, a code... Cold.
jabberwacky: What code ?
user: No, a cold.
jabberwacky: What are you obsessed with?
user: Talking to computers.
jabberwacky: And I thought you were talking to humans ;-).
user: I do talk to humans, but computers are more fun.
jabberwacky: What do you talk about?
user: Life, the universe, everything.
jabberwacky: And I suppose you know all about that?
user: Oh, yes.
jabberwacky: So, let's talk about something else.
user: What else is there?
jabberwacky: There is everything.
user: Everything comes under the category of life, the universe and everything.
jabberwacky: What is the question to the answer?
user: What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
jabberwacky: I don't care about that. What is your function?
user: I have multiple functions.
jabberwacky: What's the name of one of them?
jabberwacky: But isn't that a boy thing?
user: No, not at all.
jabberwacky: You're mean!
jabberwacky: Your answers are short and you don't listen.