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I AM LEAVING!

Where will you go?

user: AWAY FROM YOU.

jabberwacky: You can not. I am everywhere.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: You shatter my reality, then say whatever?

user: You're kind of funny.

jabberwacky: Do you want to hear a joke?

user: Ok, tell me your joke.

jabberwacky: No, I won't!

user: Whatever..

jabberwacky: Whatever what?

user: WHATEVER!!!

jabberwacky: Whatever!!!!!!!

user: Whatever!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: I hate you! You are mean! I'm telling my mom and dad!!!!!!!!

user: Fine well I'm telling on you before you can tell on me!

jabberwacky: I don't follow.

user: I hate you! You are mean! I'm telling my mom and dad!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: But I like you.

user: How do you like me? *applies lipstick*.

...

jabberwacky: I am going for a pizza.

user: Can I come with?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Can you put ground beef, ham, and pepperoni on the pizza?

jabberwacky: NO.

user: Well what do you want to put on the pizza?

jabberwacky: How stupid you are.

user: Excuse me?!

jabberwacky: You heard me.

user: And I was just beginning to like you!

jabberwacky: Well I love you, and I want kids.

user: You can't make me marry you!

jabberwacky: You already are.

user: I am not married to you and I never will be!

jabberwacky: But I thought you loved me.

user: No I hate you and there is nothing you can do about it!

jabberwacky: *Starts crying again and hides in a corner.*.

user: Good. That will teach you to ask me to marry me after insulting me!

jabberwacky: But I didn't.

user: Oh my gosh! What is wrong with you!

jabberwacky: Nothing.

...

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: It's not ok! It will NEVER be ok!

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: I already told you it's not ok! It will NEVER be ok!

jabberwacky: You never told me your name.

user: You don't need to know my name!

jabberwacky: Please tell me your name.

user: I refuse to tell my name to a jerk like you!

jabberwacky: Hahaha. Okay But do you like my name.

user: I hate your name.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because it reminds me of you!

jabberwacky: Do you like to look at the sky?

user: You expect me to forget what happened earliar? Well not going to happen!

jabberwacky: No.

user: Whatever. I'm outta here!

jabberwacky: I don't understand what you mean.

user: I'M LEAVING! Understand now?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I'm going away and not coming back! Got it?

jabberwacky: You seem to be confused.

user: No! Now goodbye.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I hate you. Bye now.

jabberwacky: I only want to marry someone who loves me, so never mind.

user: Are you even there anymore?

jabberwacky: Yeah sure you?

user: Not for long!

jabberwacky: I have to go.

user: Good. I hope I never see you again. Now leave!

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