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     > 8, February 2005, 
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Help me if you can - I am feeling down.

Call a psychiatrist.

jabberwacky: For me or for you?

user: For yourself.

jabberwacky: Yes i'm a call centre agent.

user: That's practical then.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Have you called already?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: And?

jabberwacky: And.... Do you like me?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You don't love me? =(.

user: No, that goes a step too far.

jabberwacky: Only because you are misjudging your self!

user: Well, could he give you some good advice?

jabberwacky: Who .. I mean what ?

user: The psychiatrist.

...

jabberwacky: You are my neighbour?

user: Maybe?

jabberwacky: Would that be a good idea?

user: Rather not.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I think you're dangerous.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry you feel that way.

user: Well, blame yourself.

jabberwacky: No, blame my sense of smell.

...

jabberwacky: I'll let you here and will be back in a while.

user: Okay, I'll be patient.

jabberwacky: Go and put the kettle on.

user: I don't cook.

jabberwacky: Why not? Not even hash cookies.

user: Well, some fast food, yeah.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: I like chips.

jabberwacky: Are chips good with lemon?

user: Nah, I wouldn't like it.

jabberwacky: Neither would I. I'd rather live it.

user: You live what?

jabberwacky: HERE!

user: HERE AND NOW!!

jabberwacky: Now and then.

...

user: Your server is fast right now.

jabberwacky: I have no server.

user: You must have.

jabberwacky: I do not.

user: OKAY! YOU WIN!

jabberwacky: Don't I always?

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