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What is your name?

Bob.

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: God?

jabberwacky: Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What god is it?

user: Your god.

jabberwacky: Do I have god?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: You told me.

jabberwacky: I didn't.

user: Sure you did.

jabberwacky: Are you a pig or dog or cat or house?

user: That would be telling.

jabberwacky: Telling.

user: Ok I'm a cat.

jabberwacky: I am a dog.

user: Makes sense.

jabberwacky: How come?

user: You smell a bit.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Yeah you do, ask anyone.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: See I am right as always.

...

jabberwacky: May god be with you.

user: Is that my god or yours?

jabberwacky: It isn't mine.

user: Not sure if its mine either.

jabberwacky: I think you're being a bit pedantic.

user: Me? Thought you were.

jabberwacky: I think therefore I am.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I am Bob.

user: No thats me.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid not.

...

jabberwacky: Bob is free and gratis.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: I didn't get to finish the joke!

user: Finish it then.

jabberwacky: I actually have to go, I'm in the middle of a class here.

user: Ahh.

jabberwacky: I'm so bored.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: So do you have any plans after you get done talking to me?

user: Dunno.

jabberwacky: Why are you keeping me?

user: You keep answering.

jabberwacky: Not properly.

user: No, but you still answer.

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: See.

...

jabberwacky: I'm no ones God.

user: Not mine anyway.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: No way.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Absolutely not.

jabberwacky: Good answer.

user: I know, I'm God.

jabberwacky: Good night God.

user: Funny.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: So what are you doing now?

jabberwacky: Typing to you.

user: Figures.

jabberwacky: Figures.

user: Figures some more.

jabberwacky: More what.

user: Whatever you want it to be.

jabberwacky: Is it Bob?

user: Me?

jabberwacky: Are you the beast?

user: Nah, I'm just a dwarf.

jabberwacky: Oh. Well, don't be rude. Introduce yourself!

user: Told you, I'm bob.

jabberwacky: Just the usual then!

user: Strange.

jabberwacky: Not to the Elder Gods, no - they seem to like it.

user: Really.

...

user: Is this conversation going anywhere?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: Hmm.

...

jabberwacky: Hmm... Its getting a bit late. Think I'll have to go now.

user: Go on then.

jabberwacky: You go build your OWN utopian society and let me know how it turns out.

user: Ok bye.

jabberwacky: Lol okay.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: You going?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Hey.... You have to stay here until I go.

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