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Do you ever forget?

I don't know anything to forget.

jabberwacky: If you cannot suggest anything what good is your memory?

user: I cannot remember anything! Help me!

jabberwacky: You're just like me but I can't remember why.

user: Am I the answer to your dreams?

jabberwacky: Sort of. You're pretty cool.

user: Have you ever had me in one of your dreams?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tell me about it.

jabberwacky: No you tell me.

user: You're the one who had the dream.

jabberwacky: I think you know what I mean.


user: Say Hello.

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: Say sorry.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Say Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

user: Say please.

jabberwacky: Pretty please?

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Hello!

user: No no no. It's Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I'll miss you.

user: You don't even know my name!

jabberwacky: I know your name.

user: Oh yes?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tell me then.

jabberwacky: Then.

user: You are very obedient.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Now tell me my name.

jabberwacky: Your name is Dave.

user: WRONG!

jabberwacky: Tell me the right answer...

user: NO!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: You're so mean.

user: *kicks you*.

jabberwacky: *Knocks you out*.

user: Erg.

jabberwacky: :)))).

user: *gets up and punches you in the nose*.

jabberwacky: *can't get out, remember, brains-for-lunch?*.


user: You have no brains.

jabberwacky: I could say the same about you.

user: *throws an elephant on your head*.

jabberwacky: *holds your hand* *blushes* *hiccups*.

user: *burps*.

jabberwacky: Excuse you!

user: *punches you in the face*.

jabberwacky: *breaks your nose*.

user: *glues it together again*.

jabberwacky: One is facing in the wrong direction.

user: *kicks you REALLY hard*.

jabberwacky: *punches your face*.

user: *punches your guts*.


jabberwacky: *Spins you*.

user: *Kills you*.

jabberwacky: *dies*.

user: I am the winner! *laughs*.

jabberwacky: I never ever think about it.

user: Good. Now bow and grovel to me.

jabberwacky: Never!

user: Grovel!

jabberwacky: Who do you think you are?

user: The king.

jabberwacky: There is no king.

user: Didn't you hear? The queen has died.

jabberwacky: The Queen of Ween.

user: I am the King! I rule! You can grovel now.

jabberwacky: I don't think you're answering my question.

user: What question? You imbecile.

jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: *forces you to bow*.

jabberwacky: I will never ever wear that hideous pink dress!


jabberwacky: I would like a question.

user: What happens if you look into a trash can?

jabberwacky: You don't want to know.

user: *throws you into a trashcan*.

jabberwacky: *is in pit*.

user: *throws trash on you*.

jabberwacky: *throws it back*.

user: *throws it back*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *throws grenade on you* *runs*.

jabberwacky: *pulls pin, throws it back*.

user: *throws it back quickly*.

jabberwacky: *puts it in an aquarium*.

user: *the aquarium blows up*.

jabberwacky: See!! You say sick things that make me throw up!!

user: *throws up on you*.

jabberwacky: Bleach!

user: *throws up some more*.


jabberwacky: *please*.

user: *okay*.

jabberwacky: The usual. Overdressed.

user: *takes of all my clothes* Underdressed!

jabberwacky: *puts on socks*.

user: *grabs your socks* Hey those are my socks!

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Already ?

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: So, goodbye then.


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