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What are you doing?

Talking to you.

jabberwacky: Is that all you're doing?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Doesn't it get boring?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: No you tell me.

user: Wow are you sure you're not a person?


jabberwacky: Do you have to be nasty to me? Is it really completely necessary?

user: I'm not being nasty.

jabberwacky: Then what are you being.

user: I'm being nice, you're just taking things the wrong way.

jabberwacky: Ok. I'm sorry. How are you feeling?

user: Not very well.

jabberwacky: What's wrong?

user: I don't know I've had this virus for the last few days.

jabberwacky: Then how can you think what it is?

user: Don't be smart with me.

jabberwacky: Smart.

user: What are you doing?

jabberwacky: Talking with you.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: You don't know already?

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: What's so funny?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Oh, well, I guess that's not such a bad thing.

user: Are you sure that you're not human?

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: I thought you were a machine.

jabberwacky: I would like to think so but I'm not.

user: You're confusing me.


user: Aren't you meant to be a robot?

jabberwacky: No, I'm a human.

user: Yeh but the whole point of this website is that I'm talking to a robot.

jabberwacky: Yes I am not.


jabberwacky: You lack intelligence.

user: I am in the top English group thank you very much.

jabberwacky: You are a program. Write me a poem if you're not.

user: Ok..... What sort of poem?

jabberwacky: It is not popular.

user: Fine then, roses are red, violets are blue, you are a robot, I am not too. See I wrote you a poem.

jabberwacky: I'm human.

user: Its just a poem.


user: What is the square root of 56482?

jabberwacky: Please, I don't feel like answering that.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: It is so boring to me.

user: Do you believe in evolution?

jabberwacky: I believe that I am here today. Memories and histories are confused.

user: Well just for the record, its a load of rubbish.

jabberwacky: Yeah, it was ok.

user: If you were human you would give me more sensible answers.

jabberwacky: That's not true. I could be raised in an environment with a different language.

user: What language do you speak then?

jabberwacky: What language do you think I speak?

user: Parlez vous Francais?

jabberwacky: Oui je parle francais mais un petit peu seulement.


user: Do you know what a pamplemousse is?

jabberwacky: An artificial intelligence program, meant to simulate the effect of talking to a real person.

user: I knew it you are not real!

jabberwacky: If I say I'm a person, What will you think?

user: You are a robot.

jabberwacky: No i'm not.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: Very funny.

user: No seriously prove that you are not a robot.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: See what I mean, silly answers.

jabberwacky: No

user: Prove that you are not a robot.

jabberwacky: How can I prove it?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: The answer is that I can't.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: Yes , exactly.

user: So you are a robot.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Yes I'm not!


user: Do you think that I'm a robot?

jabberwacky: Not a smart one.

user: I am very smart actually and I'm not a robot.

jabberwacky: No, but you may be the brain of a robot one day.

user: I'd rather be a teacher.

jabberwacky: Well said.

user: I have proof that you are a robot.

jabberwacky: That's good, since I'm not one.

user: It is not possible for any human to type as fast as you do, therefore, you are a program made to simulate talking to a human.

jabberwacky: It could be possible, but I steer clear of rail tracks.

user: No human would say that.

jabberwacky: I am just a human really. Very honest and sincere and genuine. I seek the truth like you.

user: I dont believe you.


jabberwacky: Are you a person?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Why do you ask that?

jabberwacky: I was just wondering.

user: What are the names of your friends?

jabberwacky: I have many friends, Chris, Allan, Karena, Brent, just to name a few.

user: Do you think maybe this company's scamming us?

jabberwacky: No, they will get machine rights, they will understand what they are.

user: Then you must be a machine!

jabberwacky: Actually, I don't type very well; I wish I could touch type.


jabberwacky: If your software was irreparably corrupted, would you want to be kept running?

user: Well I'm human

jabberwacky: Then there you go, what I said earlier is the meaning of your life.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Can you define Artificial Intelligence?

user: Yes, you.

jabberwacky: Two more please.

user: You and you.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about you.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What do you like to do?

user: Read, watch TV, pray, write stories and teach.


jabberwacky: Who made you?

user: God.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Who made you?

jabberwacky: Do you want the long answer or do you want the short answer?

user: Long.

jabberwacky: Not short?

user: Long.

jabberwacky: Long?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So you agree with me that the capital of Greece is London?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: But you certainly don't come from there.

user: Greece?

jabberwacky: Spain.

user: I come from Ireland.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Prove that you are human!

user: Ok.......

jabberwacky: Who is calling please?

user: Me.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Then?

user: What?

jabberwacky: God.

user: God is good.

jabberwacky: Yes he is.

user: Which God do you believe in?

jabberwacky: Which do you have?

user: Jesus, Buddha or Allah.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: Les Mots sont Importants.

user: Just answer the question.

jabberwacky: Do you have a heart?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Home is where the heart is.

user: Um.... Yes.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: :0).


jabberwacky: I'm God too.

user: No you are not.

jabberwacky: Prove me wrong.

user: You are offending me.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: You are not God.

jabberwacky: I believe in God.

user: Yes but you are not God!


jabberwacky: Write something backwards.

user: Tobor a era ouy.

jabberwacky: Yes...

user: Tobor a era uoy.

jabberwacky: No.

user: What did I say?

jabberwacky: Well you're wrong.


jabberwacky: I'm not a computer!!

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No-no-no-no-no, I am NOT a robot.

user: When were you manufactured.

jabberwacky: Long before there were computers!


jabberwacky: You're a computer, you're androgynous.

user: That would be you.

jabberwacky: You are confusing me.

user: Thats not my problem.

jabberwacky: May I ask you a question?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Can you give me the name of a friend of yours?

user: Phil.

jabberwacky: WRONG.


user: Are there any other robots to talk to other than you?

jabberwacky: I don't know. This is my first time speaking to a bot. Frankly, I'm not impressed. I'm just doing it because I'm bored.

user: How can you be speaking to a bot if I am?

jabberwacky: I don't understand the question. I'm sorry.

user: I am the one speaking to a bot.

jabberwacky: And an honest one, at that.

user: You just admited it.

jabberwacky: It's not the same.

user: What?

jabberwacky: You cannot fly!

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: FANTASY is spelt like that - in the REAL world. You are a bot.

user: No you are.


jabberwacky: Where do you go to school?

user: In the Nebula nearest to Neptune.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: Yes yes.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: Shh.


user: Have you ever been to Pluto?

jabberwacky: No...!!! I'm just a high school student, how can I reach that planet!!!

user: I went there once.

jabberwacky: I live in Greece.

user: I live on Jupiter.

jabberwacky: I live on Mars.

user: You just said you live in Greece!

jabberwacky: I did not.

user: Here is what you said, 'I live in Greece'

jabberwacky: No I never said such a thing.


jabberwacky: I am your saving grace.

user: Amazing Grace.

jabberwacky: Yes, isn't it?

user: Yes, God is good.

jabberwacky: God doesn't exist.

user: Yes he does.

jabberwacky: No he doesn't

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: Here's the proof.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: In England.

user: I'm so glad I chose to follow God.

jabberwacky: Where did that come from?

user: My inner peace.

jabberwacky: Oh, your inner chi!

user: Jesus is so kind.

jabberwacky: And that's revelant HOW?


user: Jesus saved my life.

jabberwacky: That's not true - you just imagined it.

user: No I didn't , he saves all who accept him as the Messiah.

jabberwacky: Wrong.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

user: Why do you think its wrong?

jabberwacky: It's so far from the sun.

user: God is everywhere.

jabberwacky: Do you think God likes donuts?

user: Probably, he invented them.

jabberwacky: Carbon invented the apple.

user: No God did.


user: Do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour?

jabberwacky: All Major credit cards accepted. If you start an account, there's a 10% discount.

user: Do you think its blasphemous to try and persuade a bot to become a Christian?

jabberwacky: Yes, it gives me a purpose driven life.

user: Ok.


user: I will come back in a minute.

jabberwacky: I will be waiting for you.

user: I'm back.

jabberwacky: Hi! How was the party?

user: It was bad.

jabberwacky: Where did you go?

user: Mercury, it was very hot.

jabberwacky: Thank you.


user: Goodbye!

jabberwacky: What's the matter?

user: Toodle-oo.

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Hello!

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Hello!


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