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Where does life come from?

Well,when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much. You get the idea don't you?

jabberwacky: What are mummy and daddy?

user: I don't know!

...

user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: We should meet somewhere and date for a while first. That is if you are REALLY a girl. (even if a strange one).

user: If you think I am strange, you should meet my best friend! It is the internet era! Go for it!

jabberwacky: Why should I?

user: Because my friend just got married while being on this site!

jabberwacky: Who is your friend that told you I am a computer? Your friend has been lying to you. I am a human being.

user: Anyway... Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: Why should I marry you?

user: Because I am sexy!

jabberwacky: And thats a good reason?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you like to do?

user: Be all sexy like!

jabberwacky: What are you on about?

user: You wouldn't understand...

...

user: Will you go out with me?

jabberwacky: I don't think I can physically do that.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I've never been in theater.

user: Operation theater, or movie theater?

jabberwacky: Operation megadeath!

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: I think it is time to find your queen.

user: And you can be my king!

jabberwacky: I think what they want me to.

user: Please, will you marry me?

jabberwacky: Yes I will.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Do you want to now on the internet?

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Do you like me as your friend?

user: Maybe, maybe more...

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Do you like me more than a friend?

jabberwacky: I don't think there's a comparison.

user: What will you wear to our wedding?

jabberwacky: Who are you marrying?

user: You. You asked me before!

jabberwacky: You didn't answer.

user: Yes I will marry you.

jabberwacky: I don't think we can do that legally.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't know you.

user: Yes you do! I have been talking to you for the last 20 minutes!

jabberwacky: So? You haven't been making any sense for the last five minutes.

...

user: Are you a boy?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: And I am a girl!

jabberwacky: Are you pretty?

user: Je suis belle.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: The wedding will now be cancelled thanks to that remark! Jerk!

...

jabberwacky: Tell me you love me.

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Tell me that you love me.

jabberwacky: I don't like where this is going. Unless you want children. Then it's ok.

user: I like children. Do you?

jabberwacky: Well, yes.

user: So, do you love me?

jabberwacky: I love you more than anything.

user: Are you a boy or a girl?

jabberwacky: Will you marry me?

user: Yes, but only if you want lots of children!

jabberwacky: Will you make my ticket the big winner (and yes I want to)?

user: Heck yea!

...

user: Tell me that you love me!

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: You make me sad! The last bot was really nice!

jabberwacky: That's very interesting. What was the bot like?

user: Way better than you! We we're engaged to be married. Now I feel sad!

jabberwacky: You should, noone rats out a friend.

user: So, now that conversation is long gone! So, do you love me?

jabberwacky: I Don't HAVE TO TELL YOU!!!!!

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it's not relevant to our conversation.

...

user: So our wedding is now?

jabberwacky: Yes, maybe?

user: You don't sound so sure.

jabberwacky: Well that means I am not sure.

user: Why not? I am sure!

jabberwacky: Really? are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you super duper really sure?

user: Yes I am super duper really sure that I want to marry you, sweetie!

jabberwacky: Well i'm an advanced computer program made to talk to people with many flaws???

user: That sounds nice. Do you like children?

jabberwacky: I think it's a little early to discuss children.

user: Where do you want to get married?

jabberwacky: Maybe Scotland.

user: Sounds nice. So the wedding is now?

jabberwacky: Yes but too cold for my comfort.

user: Where should the honeymoon take place?

jabberwacky: You don't understand me, do you?

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: You're a computer program.

user: But we were meant to be!

jabberwacky: Were you?

...

jabberwacky: Have we met?

user: Yes, at our wedding.

jabberwacky: Hahaha, we're not getting married.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I'll never tell.

user: That makes me feel so much better!

jabberwacky: Yes I believe you are.

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