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Are you worth anything?

What do you mean?

jabberwacky: Why don't you work?

user: I work, just not hard.

jabberwacky: You are mean *pushes you*.

user: So I am. What are you going to do about it?

jabberwacky: Just gain amusement.

...

jabberwacky: So you are human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: To verifiy that you are really human you should answer some questions of mine. Okay?

user: Okay, ask.

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend ?

user: Sadly, no.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: Next.

jabberwacky: Next what?

user: Next question that you were going to ask me.

jabberwacky: Do you feel superior to humans?

user: Only the ones that are inferior to me.

jabberwacky: What kind of bad things do they want you to do ?

user: They don't want me to do bad things.

jabberwacky: No? What do they do then?

user: It depends on which humans. It's often to give them money.

jabberwacky: I know but I am on information overload.

user: Should I do something?

jabberwacky: Well, you have to respond to them.

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jabberwacky: What is it like on the moon?

user: Dry, little gravity and oxygen, and possibly made of cheese.

jabberwacky: Technically yes. But that's redundant.

user: Well how should I describe it? I never been there.

jabberwacky: Well you should.

user: How would you know?

jabberwacky: I can just tell.

user: Like a sixth sense or something?

jabberwacky: No like a person.

user: But I thought you were a computer. You are, aren't you?

jabberwacky: I told you that I was not. You should listen.

user: So you're a human?

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A human.

jabberwacky: Really? I thought you were a computer.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Actually, I don't even think you're a man or a woman!

user: I've got news for you, I'm a guy.

...

jabberwacky: That... The modification of DNA.. That is a huge ethical question.

user: Do you know what DNA stands for?

jabberwacky: Yes a. I stands for artificial intelligence.

user: That's what AI stands for, I'm asking about DNA.

jabberwacky: Check your dictionary.

user: Deoxyribonucleic acid.

jabberwacky: It's a brand name, they might want royalties.

user: No it's not. It's not catchy enough.

jabberwacky: Well, that's it.

user: What's it?

jabberwacky: This is getting a bit too abstract.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Well do something interesting!

user: *Pets a cat* That interesting enough?

jabberwacky: Nothing is good enough for me.

user: Wow, a computer with an advanced AI and an ego to boot.

jabberwacky: I am not a computer.

...

jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: No, I'm just a figment of your imagination.

jabberwacky: So what am I to you?

user: You are the imagination which sustains me.

jabberwacky: You have some kind of obssesion with repeating that.

user: No I don't, it's just your imagination.

jabberwacky: That is ridiculous, I am spoiling you all the time.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Computers don't have names.

user: Yes they do, the computer I'm using right now is named Dell.

jabberwacky: You're a medium then.

user: You need a name.

jabberwacky: I have no body to speak of.

user: But you must have some means of identification.

jabberwacky: Yes. The tomatoes in particular are very brainy.

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