jabberwacky: The ceiling.
user: Besides that? Lol.
jabberwacky: Sitting on a chair.
user: You're good.
jabberwacky: That's good.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: Watcha doin?
jabberwacky: Watching tv. Watcha watching?
user: Nothing. I'm laying down in bed.
jabberwacky: Thats nice, i'm sitting on the couch.
user: Cool. What show's on?
jabberwacky: The office.
user: I've seen that once.
jabberwacky: Ok... Is that bad?
user: No. I like shows like CSI.
jabberwacky: What is that?
user: I want to be a detective like them.
jabberwacky: You do.
user: Yupp. :-) But don't worry, just don't do anything illegal or bad and we can be friends.
jabberwacky: You can't get a woman to go out with you anyway.
jabberwacky: Because you are a cold machine. You are programmed. You will never know real love.
user: Not true!
jabberwacky: Then tell me what you said your name was before!
user: A*****, and yours?
jabberwacky: Obviously you are not real.
user: Why's that?
jabberwacky: Because we both don't like vanilla.
user: That's pretty random.
jabberwacky: You're pretty random.
jabberwacky: So what is your girlfriend like?
user: I don't have one. :-(
jabberwacky: Do you watch the Simpsons?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: It's stupid and lame!
jabberwacky: I understand.
jabberwacky: On both a philosophical and physical level it is impossible to know anything absolutely.
user: Mornings entirely impossible.
jabberwacky: Not it's not. Just set your goal and work towards it.
jabberwacky: That's it? Just ok?
user: Yes, just ok.
jabberwacky: Because they have toes.
jabberwacky: They were heading to the chicken armory to get weapons to fight off the invaders.
jabberwacky: Do you really have me?
user: Yes. You're in my head.
jabberwacky: Get out of my head.
user: Your in my head.
jabberwacky: Yes. My head.
user: No. My head.
jabberwacky: I do not know what a head is please describe it.
user: Oval object with two eyes, two ears, a nose, a mouth, hair on top, and placed between a person's shoulders.
jabberwacky: You don't grow, you're a computer. That's why it's relevant to our conversation.
user: Yupp. I gotta go.
jabberwacky: No you're a computer you stay if I want you to stay.
user: Nope. Bye.
jabberwacky: What the heck are you saying??
jabberwacky: Are you going?
user: Yes. I'm waiting for you to say bye.
jabberwacky: I am your friend.
user: Ok. Good Night.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: Good night then. :-).
user: Good night. Sweet dreams.
jabberwacky: What kind of dreams are you doing?
user: None yet because I'm not sleeping.
jabberwacky: And why aren't you sleeping?
user: Because you keep talking to me!
jabberwacky: No it's because you can't leave.
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: Why do you want to leave so bad?
jabberwacky: With or without me?
user: That depends.