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What is your name?

Kelsey.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I am Fred.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I was born that way.

user: Oh. Me, too.

jabberwacky: You are a computer, aren't you?

user: Who, me?

jabberwacky: Yes, you.

user: Oh. Why do you think I am a computer?

jabberwacky: Because you are a 'bot'

user: A what?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: Who are you? Am I a computer, or are you?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: That is funny, because last time I checked, I was a human.

jabberwacky: What qualifies you as human? To me you appear to have mechanical origins.

user: I have a soul. I have flesh, blood, brains, and a mother who remembers giving birth to me. Does that count?

...

jabberwacky: You mean if Plato and I were both reincarnated as, say, geese, and then met up and had a chat?

user: That would be interesting. But, Plato did not believe in reincarnation.

jabberwacky: And play-do can be shaped into funny things.

user: That is a bad joke.

jabberwacky: Haha.

...

jabberwacky: Ahem. Did you want to play again? Yes or no?

user: I'm going to go now. I have to clean the bathrooms, and wash dishes, and listen to Handel's Messiah, and Creed.

jabberwacky: Chiau.

user: Au revoir!

jabberwacky: Up the Pickled Onions.

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