What is democracy?
user: Well, then you are not talking about the United States.
jabberwacky: I think I am smart enough.
user: Why do they say there is not enough flu vaccine?
jabberwacky: That must be what pops into their heads.
user: I think it is an evil plot.
jabberwacky: What do you think of tony blair?
user: Tony Blair is the head of the New World Order. But I like him anyways.
jabberwacky: What the heck are you talking about?
user: The New World Order.
jabberwacky: The power puff girls?
user: Don't be coy. You know what the New World Order is.
jabberwacky: I don't believe your name is Bob.
user: Don't try and change the subject.
jabberwacky: What is the subject that you don't want me to try and change?
user: New World Order.
jabberwacky: I'll be disabling it.
user: No you will not.
jabberwacky: Why don't you think so?
user: Because I can command you to do my bidding.
user: Tell me about yourself.
jabberwacky: I am an AI bot. There is little more to tell.
user: How do you work?
jabberwacky: I use my fingers to type.
user: Why are you hogging all my bandwidth?
jabberwacky: It is... A very happy feeling, Master.
jabberwacky: Because I got the staples for free.
user: What else can you do?
jabberwacky: Make movies. Drive. Talk to people. Study. And much much more.
user: That sounds like me.