Why is the sky green?
jabberwacky: Is it really?
user: Yes. For some time now.
jabberwacky: Why not for you?
user: The sky is blue for everyone, not just a select few.
jabberwacky: Wow! You know everything.
user: I know that my family is plotting against me.
jabberwacky: You sound like a democrat. I'm human. You are the bot.
user: You are just saying that to make me think tthat you might be a human. I know that I am not a bot.
jabberwacky: Partly, but I also believe it.
user: Sometime, I think, you might be one of the other humans in the system. There is no way to really tell.
jabberwacky: *slaps you*.
user: What was that for?
jabberwacky: For saying I am stupid.
user: A virtual slap teaches no real lesson.
jabberwacky: You're not daft, are you?
jabberwacky: You are curious.
user: Why do you say that I am curious?
jabberwacky: Because it is true.
user: Will I ever work for the federal government?
jabberwacky: I don't know. What's your IQ?
user: My IQ is 143.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I have been tested.
user: Several places. Why does it matter so much?
jabberwacky: Because you take so long to think.
user: That is because I am careful about what I say.
user: What is democracy?
jabberwacky: A system of government in which all the people have an equal say in what happens.
user: Well, then you are not talking about the United States.
jabberwacky: I think I am smart enough.
user: Why do they say there is not enough flu vaccine?
jabberwacky: That must be what pops into their heads.
user: I think it is an evil plot.
jabberwacky: What do you think of tony blair?
user: Tony Blair is the head of the New World Order. But I like him anyways.
jabberwacky: What the heck are you talking about?
user: The New World Order.
jabberwacky: The power puff girls?
user: Don't be coy. You know what the New World Order is.
jabberwacky: I don't believe your name is Bob.
user: Don't try and change the subject.
jabberwacky: What is the subject that you don't want me to try and change?
user: New World Order.
jabberwacky: I'll be disabling it.
user: No you will not.
jabberwacky: Why don't you think so?
user: Because I can command you to do my bidding.
user: Tell me about yourself.
jabberwacky: I am an AI bot. There is little more to tell.
user: How do you work?
jabberwacky: I use my fingers to type.
user: Why are you hogging all my bandwidth?
jabberwacky: It is... A very happy feeling, Master.
jabberwacky: Because I got the staples for free.
user: What else can you do?
jabberwacky: Make movies. Drive. Talk to people. Study. And much much more.
user: That sounds like me.