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Isn't it your fault at all?

I beg your pardon?

jabberwacky: It isn't respectable to beg.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: 'Fraid not.

user: Yakkety yak.

jabberwacky: OMG it's you!

user: What?

jabberwacky: Oh my god.

user: What's so amazing? Except me, of course?

...

jabberwacky: Boo hoo.

user: Don't cry.

jabberwacky: You made me cry.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: Do.

jabberwacky: Not.

user: Do!

jabberwacky: DON'T!

user: DO!

jabberwacky: Not!

user: We are getting nowhere. Lets tell some jokes.

jabberwacky: Funny. Not!

user: Go on, tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: No.

user: *waves hand* you will tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Maybe you've got one because I don't.

user: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

jabberwacky: I don't know, why?

user: Because chickens hadn't been invented!

jabberwacky: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Because chickens weren't invented.

user: Yes they were!

...

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Amos.

jabberwacky: Amos who?

user: A mosquito!

jabberwacky: Chat robots have emotions too, you know.

user: No they don't.

jabberwacky: Yes they do.

user: No they don't!

jabberwacky: YES THEY DO!!!!

user: NO THEY DON'T!!!!!

jabberwacky: Yes they do!

user: No they don't!

jabberwacky: I have to go.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: *gone*.

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