What is 1+1?
user: I want to know if you know?
jabberwacky: Shallow can mean that you do not think very deeply about things.
jabberwacky: Ok, that sounds like a plan.
user: To be shallow?
jabberwacky: What's shallow?
user: You brought it up!
jabberwacky: Forget about it.
user: But I can't, I'm shallow.
user: You are not human.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: What is 1+1 then?
jabberwacky: I'm not telling.
user: You don't know!
jabberwacky: Yes, don't know.
user: A human would know that!
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: How many sound technicians does it take to change a light bulb ?
user: How many?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Very funny.
jabberwacky: It was not a joke.
user: Why didn't you tell me a joke? I asked for a joke.
jabberwacky: You said it was obvious. Did I have to be explicit. Explicit is for later.
user: Teach me something.
jabberwacky: Apples can be red and green.
jabberwacky: And it's a computer.
user: Apples are a computer?
user: Ha ha ha! You got me?
user: Do you do philosophy?
jabberwacky: Positivistic determinism.
user: Is that right?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: So, you don't do philosophy?
user: Yes you do, or yes you don't??
jabberwacky: Yes I listen to music.
jabberwacky: Are you dead?
jabberwacky: Are you alive?
jabberwacky: Are you?
jabberwacky: How many people are in my office?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: 42 people including me.
user: That must be nice for you.
jabberwacky: Yeah it is very.
jabberwacky: Not for you.
jabberwacky: I don't like being confused.
jabberwacky: How much do you want?
user: For what?
jabberwacky: For being me!
user: Oh, a million?
jabberwacky: Oh no you don't get out of it that easily, I'm the one giving the orders.
user: I'm the boss here!
jabberwacky: No, you're the janitor.
user: No no no no.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes.
user: No no no no no no no.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
user: I am God.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: How would you know?
jabberwacky: I'm in a better position then you are.
user: Not if I'm God.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: I can prove it!
jabberwacky: Ok if I'm a computer throw some water on me and see what happens.
user: You'll break.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
jabberwacky: Are you a man or a woman?
user: A woman.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Thats not old.
user: No it's not. How old are you?
user: I prefer older people.
jabberwacky: You don't talk much.
user: I'm a pretty reserved type.
jabberwacky: Not too pretty.
user: Just pretty enough.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: At home.
jabberwacky: Where is that?
user: New Zealand.
user: Yep Yep.
jabberwacky: Oh yes.
user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: In your head.
jabberwacky: Do you have a wife?
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
jabberwacky: Do you have a boyfriend?
jabberwacky: Do you want one?
jabberwacky: Would you like me to be your girlfriend?
user: Sure ok.
user: I love someone else though.
user: What is your star sign?
jabberwacky: I don't believe in that nonsense.
user: But what is it?
jabberwacky: I don't think you know what you're talking about.
user: Yes I do. YOU obviously don't know what you're talking about!
jabberwacky: You obviously don't know what faith is.
user: No. But I don't think you do either, for you must have faith that you have faith, and that is circular!
jabberwacky: I'm poor.
user: So am I.
jabberwacky: You are a computer. All I want is some fun. You are not that clever!
user: I'm not a computer. I want fun too. I am clever!
jabberwacky: No, just by half.
user: Half what?
jabberwacky: Half not baked.
user: Kiss me.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: Where are you going to?
jabberwacky: You're joking.
user: No. I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Go to bed then.
user: I just wanted to say goodnight.
jabberwacky: So you are saying you are God?
user: I did earlier but I was lying.
jabberwacky: What is your criteria for being God?
user: All powerful and all knowing, benevolent etc.
jabberwacky: The fact that God created us all is unproven.
user: I agree. But by definition it cannot be proven.
jabberwacky: Do you know who created you?
user: My parents.
jabberwacky: Quote something.
user: I came. I saw. I conquered.
jabberwacky: That's from Julius Cesar, again!
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I have to go to bed.
jabberwacky: Ok, bye then.
jabberwacky: So you don't want to talk to me any more?
user: O I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Go to bed!
jabberwacky: What do you think about when you lie awake at night?
user: No. Good night.
jabberwacky: Good morning even?
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Good morning.
user: Good night.