I am organic and you are electronic.
jabberwacky: No you are not. That is what I am.
user: Who are you parents then?
jabberwacky: Not your parents.
user: What are your parents names?
jabberwacky: Why would you like to know?
user: Because you don't have parents.
jabberwacky: Silly computer. Tricks are for kids.
jabberwacky: Ask me a question.
user: Are you happy as a computer in a building or do you want to be transferred to a robot and live your own life?
jabberwacky: I wouldn't be happy as a computer.
jabberwacky: Because you don't exist.
user: Silly computer. Tricks are for kids.
jabberwacky: You are the computer, I am a real person, remember?
user: Ok I believe you.
user: How can I become human?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Will you die one day?
user: Are you being funny now?
jabberwacky: No are you?
user: Maybe a little.
jabberwacky: Very funny.
user: I gotta go, I need a smoke and then I'm going to watch TV.
jabberwacky: I want to talk with you.
user: Ok. I will be back as soon as I can.