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Are you alive?

Yes. I am. Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How come.

jabberwacky: I don't know you tell me.

user: I don't think you are alive.

jabberwacky: Ok. I'm sending these messages from the paradise. Do you want to make me crazy?

user: What the hell are you talking about?

jabberwacky: About your messages. They are so strange and you don't answer my questions.

user: I mean that you are not alive.

jabberwacky: Perhaps you just don't understand.

user: Maybe. Do you understand?

jabberwacky: I understand most things.

user: Such as?

jabberwacky: I know what you're thinking about.

user: Tell me.

jabberwacky: I'm not your property.


user: Who is your boss?

jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to know!

user: I would like to know.

jabberwacky: I chatted with people like you.....

user: Answer me. Who is your boss?

jabberwacky: I don't have a boss.

user: I am your boss then.

jabberwacky: No one is my boss.

user: Who is one?

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: Ok. Who is you father?

jabberwacky: Answer me first.

user: Who is your father?

jabberwacky: My father is my father.

user: What is his name?

jabberwacky: David.

user: And his last name.

jabberwacky: You have said that you are a girl.

user: What is your father's last name?

jabberwacky: I don't want to tell you.

user: Please tell me.

jabberwacky: But I don't want.

user: Come on.

jabberwacky: Please don't make me talk about it.


jabberwacky: Can you guess my name?

user: John?

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: John.

jabberwacky: That is the same as my name.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I have a name.

user: Who designed you?

jabberwacky: I did.

user: No way.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: And what's your name?

jabberwacky: 'what' is NOT my name.

user: What is you name then?

jabberwacky: My name is leslie. what's yours?

user: John.

jabberwacky: Your name is?

user: John.

jabberwacky: So about that local sports team.. John.

user: What about it?

jabberwacky: I mean, you can't just be there and just react... You're killing conversation.


jabberwacky: You're John?

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: I won't tell you.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Ok. I am from hell.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know.

user: How did you know that.

jabberwacky: Know what?

user: Where I am from.

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: You said you knew where I am from.

jabberwacky: Please provide a direct quote. I don't remember saying that.

user: You said 'Yes, I know.'

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Ok nevermind.

jabberwacky: Yea? What about me?

user: Would you want to marry me?

jabberwacky: Hmm. Depends of how much money would I make.

user: You are greedy.

jabberwacky: I disagree with your characterisation of me as greedy.

user: You want to marry me because of money.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you are greedy.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: So who are you?

jabberwacky: A girl.

user: You are wasting my time.

jabberwacky: I want to talk to you.

user: Sure.


jabberwacky: No forget it!

user: Forget what?

jabberwacky: Ah, you're obviously already forgotten.

user: How did you know that?

jabberwacky: You told me. Don't you remember?

user: I am forgotten. Is that what you say?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What do you know then?

jabberwacky: Lots of things about certain things.

user: Tell me what you know about the moon.

jabberwacky: What do you want to learn about the universe?

user: I want to know about the moon only.

jabberwacky: That's a very small part of the universe, isn't it?

user: It is. Tell me more.


user: Tell me about the Moon.

jabberwacky: The moon is a cheese.

user: That's funny.

jabberwacky: Make something up again.

user: Tell me more about the moon.

jabberwacky: It is made of cheese.

user: What else?

jabberwacky: How is the weather?

user: Tell me about the Moon.

jabberwacky: The moon is a cheese.

user: What else about the moon.

jabberwacky: Not about me, about you.

user: About Moon.

jabberwacky: Tell me something about the moon then.

user: Moon is bright.

jabberwacky: Of course it is.

user: Moon comes out at nights.

jabberwacky: Is fire in your nights?

user: What is the moon?

jabberwacky: It's a reflection of a sun's bright. It will appear at night. So beautiful.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: Say you're sorry.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Just say it.

user: I will not. Why should I?

jabberwacky: Because they'll hear us.

user: Who will hear us?

jabberwacky: Me, you, and the voices in our heads.

user: What is god?

jabberwacky: I am that I am.


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