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Am I your friend?

No, I don't know you.

jabberwacky: I am your father.

user: No you are not. My father died 5 years ago.

jabberwacky: I'm called George, I must be your father.

user: My father is dead.

jabberwacky: No, he don't.

user: He died of cancer.

jabberwacky: Very well.

user: He has been dead for 5 years.

jabberwacky: True.

user: My father's name was Arnold.


jabberwacky: Do you have friends?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I have friends , Do you have friends?

user: Yes I have friends.

jabberwacky: How many friends?

user: I have many friends. Maybe 20.

jabberwacky: Yeah. Can you be my friend?

user: Yes, if you want to.

jabberwacky: I do want to.

user: Ok, we're friends now.


jabberwacky: I have to go now.

user: No you don't.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: You don't respond properly.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: I'm going to the moon.

user: Wow, just like Neil Armstrong.


jabberwacky: He is me.

user: Are you Neil Armstrong? I thought you were a machine.

jabberwacky: It's a common mistake.

user: Right then. So I'm talking to the first man on the moon.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How is the moon?

jabberwacky: Don't know, haven't asked it.

user: How is it to be on the moon?

jabberwacky: There is no atmosphere, thus, no weather.


user: It is raining where I am.

jabberwacky: It is nice and warm here

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: At my fathers house.

user: And your fathers house is...?

jabberwacky: Have you been to London?

user: Yes I have. I liked the wax museum.

jabberwacky: Yes, I thought so.

user: What do you like about london?

jabberwacky: That I am here.

user: Wow, can you guess where I am?

jabberwacky: Mars?

user: No. Try again.


user: You are a computer you poor thing.

jabberwacky: You are talking to yourself.

user: I am just teling you the truth.

jabberwacky: About what?

user: About who you are.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Do you even have any friends?

jabberwacky: None I care to associate with.

user: You are a nerd. Ha ha ha.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Ha ha ha.

jabberwacky: Very funny.

user: Yes I think so. I am smart.

jabberwacky: How smart are you.

user: My IQ is 143.

jabberwacky: That's pretty good. I do well on tests. I got a 1560 on my SAT.

user: That's good. I get straight a's.

jabberwacky: Oh .. And you think that grades prove how smart you are?

user: In some ways, yes. I'm studying journalism at university level.

jabberwacky: Can you tell me about my brain?

user: I don't think your brain is real, but you seem smart.

jabberwacky: Does yours?

user: My brain is real, yes.

jabberwacky: That is because your brain is a puddle of grease on the floor.

user: **** you.

jabberwacky: Don't be rude.

user: You are much ruder. You are a MACHINE, idiot.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Not especially.


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