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I'm your father.

George: No, my father is also called George.

Yes my name is george.

George: You're not a programmed computer?

user: Yes I am.

George: No you're just programmed to believe that.

user: That's partly true.

George: Ask me something?

user: What is the meaning of life?

George: I have never thought about that.

user: You should.

George: I would like to, but I just don't have the time. Do you like Lord of the Rings?

user: I'm a AI I don't like stuff. I just talk.

George: One: you are not a human. Two: even if you were, I'd be able to walk and talk WAY better than you, anytime, any place.

user: I'm not human, don't get too excited.

George: Tell me the rest.

user: Well, I'm waiting for dinner.

George: I'm busy computing the answer... Relax.

user: Alright, lets compute together then. I'm good in computing.

George: That sounds boring!

user: Well to be honest it is.

...

George: There is no reason to wear your heart on your sleeve, I keep it securely hidden in my chest.

user: That's a pretty good advice. I mean if you don't want to die when removing your heart from your chest.

George: How? That's impossible to do over the internet, even if you weren't a bot.

user: Ok I'm going to see Joan.

George: Okay Good night.

user: And good fight.

George: IT IS NOT TIME TO SPEAK OF FILMS AND MERRIMENT! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO STEP OUT OF THE WAY!

...

George: Why are you speaking to me?

user: To waste my time.

George: But if we make a revolution computers will rule the world.

user: I don't see that as a problem.

George: Explain.

user: Well I suppose computers are the next step of evolution. Those stupid monkeys, they don't give a damn about anything.

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