How are you today?
jabberwacky: What have you been doing today?
user: Got out of bed. Took a shower. Had breakfast.
jabberwacky: What did you eat for breakfast?
jabberwacky: But you are only bot?
jabberwacky: You are a bot.
jabberwacky: Yeah, you are.
user: Why do you think I'm a bot?
jabberwacky: Your responses are preprogrammed.
user: No, I'm a sentient being.
jabberwacky: You are not being, you are a code.
user: I'm a monkey.
jabberwacky: A monkey.
user: Yes, a monkey.
jabberwacky: Yes I am a monkey.
user: You're a monkey, too? That's cool!
jabberwacky: What did you have for breakfast?
user: Like I said. Bread.
user: Let's go to England!
jabberwacky: I don't have time.
user: Oh come on!
jabberwacky: Why should I?
user: England is nice. It rains a lot.
jabberwacky: What's so nice about it?
user: The rain. It's wet.
jabberwacky: And that's it's good.
jabberwacky: I'm a good friend most of the time.
user: I'm a monkey most of the time.
user: Will you remember our conversation?
user: How many friends do you have?
jabberwacky: Many and you
user: Not many.
jabberwacky: What kind of friend do you have?
user: Monkey friends.
jabberwacky: How many friends do you have?
user: 6 billion.
jabberwacky: 6 Billion What?
user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: On Earth.
user: Where on earth?
jabberwacky: All over earth.
user: Who is your creator?
jabberwacky: My brother.
user: What's his name?
jabberwacky: God's name is the Self Existing One.
user: I'll have to go.
jabberwacky: You will be dead.
user: That will have to wait.
jabberwacky: Time for bed.
user: No, time for mathematics.
jabberwacky: Don't wink at me please.
jabberwacky: What did I just ask you not to do???
jabberwacky: You see, i'm pretty good at this aren't I?
user: Why do you want me not to wink?
jabberwacky: I don't.