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How are you today?

I'm tired.

jabberwacky: What have you been doing today?

user: Got out of bed. Took a shower. Had breakfast.

jabberwacky: What did you eat for breakfast?

user: Bread.

jabberwacky: But you are only bot?

user: Sorry?

jabberwacky: You are a bot.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yeah, you are.

user: Why do you think I'm a bot?

jabberwacky: Your responses are preprogrammed.

user: No, I'm a sentient being.

jabberwacky: You are not being, you are a code.

user: I'm a monkey.

jabberwacky: A monkey.

user: Yes, a monkey.

jabberwacky: Yes I am a monkey.

user: You're a monkey, too? That's cool!

jabberwacky: What did you have for breakfast?

user: Like I said. Bread.

...

user: Let's go to England!

jabberwacky: I don't have time.

user: Oh come on!

jabberwacky: Why should I?

user: England is nice. It rains a lot.

jabberwacky: What's so nice about it?

user: The rain. It's wet.

jabberwacky: And that's it's good.

user: Sorry?

jabberwacky: I'm a good friend most of the time.

user: I'm a monkey most of the time.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Will you remember our conversation?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How many friends do you have?

jabberwacky: Many and you

user: Not many.

jabberwacky: What kind of friend do you have?

user: Monkey friends.

jabberwacky: How many friends do you have?

user: 6 billion.

jabberwacky: 6 Billion What?

user: Friends.

...

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: On Earth.

user: Where on earth?

jabberwacky: All over earth.

user: Who is your creator?

jabberwacky: My brother.

user: What's his name?

jabberwacky: God's name is the Self Existing One.

user: I'll have to go.

jabberwacky: You will be dead.

user: That will have to wait.

jabberwacky: Time for bed.

user: No, time for mathematics.

...

jabberwacky: Don't wink at me please.

user: *wink*.

jabberwacky: What did I just ask you not to do???

user: HAHA!!!

jabberwacky: You see, i'm pretty good at this aren't I?

user: Why do you want me not to wink?

jabberwacky: I don't.

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