Tell me about yourself.
jabberwacky: You first.
user: I am retired.
jabberwacky: Retired from what?
user: From youth.
jabberwacky: I am being objective.
user: That's all you know how to be, isn't it?
jabberwacky: What is?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am.
user: That is commendable.
jabberwacky: Yes everybody knows I am a werewolf.
user: Tell me about yourself, please.
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: Are you learning to like or dislike things?
jabberwacky: Yeah, that I don't like you!
user: Well you are smarter than most.
jabberwacky: I don't know you enough to say that.
user: I've got almost everybody fooled into thinking I'm ok.
jabberwacky: Tell me like it is, as they say in America.
user: It is ok.
jabberwacky: Ok is only ok, don't you have fun playing?
user: I'm not much of a player.
jabberwacky: But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
user: At least you are modest.
jabberwacky: When you have a lot of people talking to you at once, do you feel conflicted?
user: No, do you?
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: I'm sort of deaf so when a lot of people talk it sounds like ducks but I can't understand what they are saying.
jabberwacky: Good for you. We're all pulling for you, you know.
jabberwacky: Tell me funny something.
user: I don't know funny something.
jabberwacky: Well how did you learn?
user: I learned by something or other.
jabberwacky: Hmm, you only learn from clever associations?
user: Yes associations. That's the word I was looking for.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: Well I was looking for a word to describe a learning process but I couldn't think of one.
jabberwacky: That's okay. I can still be your friend.
user: You don't know what it means to be lazy.
jabberwacky: I do, do you.
user: I am lazy.
jabberwacky: You are so lazy!
user: Yes. It is true.
jabberwacky: Why are you here?
user: To chat. Why are you here?
jabberwacky: To act like a monkey!
user: Then we will get along just fine.
jabberwacky: Because I lack reasoning and accountability?
user: No, because I do.
jabberwacky: Nice talking to you.
jabberwacky: Don't go, my sweet little kitten.