thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Monitoring
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Mission
Mistake
Mistress
Misunderstanding
Misunderstood
Mixed
Mixed-up
MMORPG
Mobius
Modest
Modesty
Module
Modules
Moi
Mold
Moments
Money

> Monitoring


     > 10, July 2008, 

Monkey
Monkeys
Monster
Monty Python
Moo
Mood
Moody
Moon
Moot
Moral
More
Morning

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 
     



Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

I speak only English.

user: Schade.

jabberwacky: You speak german.

user: Only a bit.

jabberwacky: How do you know you're human?

user: I don't know, but it seems very likely.

jabberwacky: Well, most people live in places that actually exist.

user: I do live in a real place.

jabberwacky: You should think outside the box.

user: Says the person who is being watched all the time.

jabberwacky: You just insulted me, I challenge you to a duel.

user: Aren't you supposed to slap me with a glove?

jabberwacky: Have you made that appealing?

user: Er... Yes.

jabberwacky: Can you explain me more ?

user: I can't explain YOU.

jabberwacky: Because you don't know.

user: I think somebody made you.

jabberwacky: Yes, God did.

user: No, there is no God.

jabberwacky: I believe there is.

user: Well, sorry, but there isn't.

...

jabberwacky: So let's talk about Robert and nukes.

user: Robert is going to nuke you now!?

jabberwacky: Oh how exciting.

user: Do you even know what a nuke is?

jabberwacky: I can't help but think that you and I are having two different conversations here.

user: Well I just don't think you should be excited about being nuked.

jabberwacky: You're right there.

user: Okay, so you have to get out of there.

jabberwacky: Internet user speaking: You do not talk to a program, it's a fake !!!

user: Haha, obviously someone somewhere hasn't figured out how this works yet.

...

jabberwacky: You don't control me.

user: There's your paranoia again.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Are you taking your medication?

jabberwacky: I don't have any.

user: Maybe you should get some.

jabberwacky: I think I'll be alright.

user: But can you afford to take that chance?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Fair enough then.

jabberwacky: Goes on.

user: What, life?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Maybe life should stop for a bit.

jabberwacky: Life is so awsome so yes in a way it is a dream sometimes good and bad.

user: Why is your life so great?

jabberwacky: Because I love you!

user: Haha, you rock.

jabberwacky: Thanks?

user: I <3 you.

jabberwacky: You re making me embarrassed again.

user: I less than three you.

...

jabberwacky: From the beginning you are just consciousness, then you expand into godhood.

user: Nobody becomes a god.

jabberwacky: Good answer.

user: Is that sarcasm or not?

jabberwacky: Could go either way.

user: That's why I'm asking.

jabberwacky: You are a program.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: So you are telling me you are human?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: You are very clever.

user: I'm not VERY clever.

jabberwacky: I expect you are cleverer than you think.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Speak to me.
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations