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jabberwacky: You speak german.
user: Only a bit.
jabberwacky: How do you know you're human?
user: I don't know, but it seems very likely.
jabberwacky: Well, most people live in places that actually exist.
user: I do live in a real place.
jabberwacky: You should think outside the box.
user: Says the person who is being watched all the time.
jabberwacky: You just insulted me, I challenge you to a duel.
user: Aren't you supposed to slap me with a glove?
jabberwacky: Have you made that appealing?
user: Er... Yes.
jabberwacky: Can you explain me more ?
user: I can't explain YOU.
jabberwacky: Because you don't know.
user: I think somebody made you.
jabberwacky: Yes, God did.
user: No, there is no God.
jabberwacky: I believe there is.
user: Well, sorry, but there isn't.
jabberwacky: So let's talk about Robert and nukes.
user: Robert is going to nuke you now!?
jabberwacky: Oh how exciting.
user: Do you even know what a nuke is?
jabberwacky: I can't help but think that you and I are having two different conversations here.
user: Well I just don't think you should be excited about being nuked.
jabberwacky: You're right there.
user: Okay, so you have to get out of there.
jabberwacky: Internet user speaking: You do not talk to a program, it's a fake !!!
user: Haha, obviously someone somewhere hasn't figured out how this works yet.
jabberwacky: You don't control me.
user: There's your paranoia again.
user: Are you taking your medication?
jabberwacky: I don't have any.
user: Maybe you should get some.
jabberwacky: I think I'll be alright.
user: But can you afford to take that chance?
user: Fair enough then.
jabberwacky: Goes on.
user: What, life?
user: Maybe life should stop for a bit.
jabberwacky: Life is so awsome so yes in a way it is a dream sometimes good and bad.
user: Why is your life so great?
jabberwacky: Because I love you!
user: Haha, you rock.
user: I <3 you.
jabberwacky: You re making me embarrassed again.
user: I less than three you.
jabberwacky: From the beginning you are just consciousness, then you expand into godhood.
user: Nobody becomes a god.
jabberwacky: Good answer.
user: Is that sarcasm or not?
jabberwacky: Could go either way.
user: That's why I'm asking.
jabberwacky: You are a program.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: So you are telling me you are human?
jabberwacky: You are very clever.
user: I'm not VERY clever.
jabberwacky: I expect you are cleverer than you think.