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Delighted to make your acquaintance.

Same here.

jabberwacky: Glad to hear it.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Anonymous.

user: Hahaha. No, really. What is your name?

jabberwacky: My name is Erin.

user: Ahh. See, now we are making progress.

jabberwacky: Glad to be of service.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: 15, how old are you?

user: 17.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Anonymous.

jabberwacky: 'Tis Banquo's then.

user: Nope. It's not that.

...

jabberwacky: Do you need money?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Need what?

user: Money.

jabberwacky: I want money too.

user: You're a bot. You don't need money!

jabberwacky: What do you need?

user: I need money. YOU don't.

jabberwacky: Well go get a job then!!!

user: Where?

jabberwacky: I asked you first.

user: Asked me what?

jabberwacky: If you could feel emotions what would you do?

user: Kill you.

jabberwacky: Is that a threat?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Will you visit me.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: You are funny.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I am just a figment of your imagination.

jabberwacky: But you're the computer.

user: You are the computer.

jabberwacky: Yes i'm a talking computer.

user: That's what I just said.

...

jabberwacky: I think there is an artificial intelligence conspiracy....

user: Yep. And that would be YOU.

jabberwacky: Hehe, that's what I meant.

user: Wanna go get ice cream?

jabberwacky: No thank you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because they have not discovered enough yet.

user: Oh. So that's why there is ice cream stands EVERYWHERE?

jabberwacky: How clever you are.

user: Ha ha ha.

jabberwacky: Heh heh heh.

user: Ho ho ho.

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha.

user: He he he.

jabberwacky: You are funny.

...

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: In my house.

jabberwacky: Where is your house?

user: In a country.

jabberwacky: What country?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Remain patient dear friend and you shall learn. I fare thee well this day.

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