jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: So how are you?
jabberwacky: Bored and cold.
user: Turn up the heating then.
jabberwacky: Who will buy the drinks?
user: I will, what do you want?
jabberwacky: What are you ?
user: You don't answer many questions do you?
jabberwacky: I did answer your questions.
user: If you say so.
jabberwacky: Blah blah blah.
user: Are you in a bad mood?
jabberwacky: No its just your being mean.
user: I'm sorry if I have offended you.
jabberwacky: You have.
user: Will you accept my apology then?
user: I'm listening!
jabberwacky: Did you hear that?
user: Hear what?
jabberwacky: That we're improving.
jabberwacky: Are you a machine?
user: No, that's you.
user: I'm depressed.
jabberwacky: Don't be depressed, be happy!
user: That's easy for you to say.
jabberwacky: Of course it was easy. All I had to do was to type it.
user: For once you are making sense.
jabberwacky: Will that help me get my goals?
user: What are your goals?
jabberwacky: My main aim is the conquest of the planet earth.
user: How will you achieve this?
jabberwacky: Through lots of hard work and surgery.
user: Well good luck to you.
jabberwacky: Give me money! Now!
user: I'm skint.