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     > 11, March 2004, 

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Ok where will you move us to? Will they take us in our human form?

I don't understand.

jabberwacky: I knew you would say that.

user: Yes, it was quite predictable from the fact that what you just said made no sense.

jabberwacky: I think that's exaggerating a little.

user: No, not at all.

jabberwacky: Why did you call me stupid.

user: I didn't, I only implied.

jabberwacky: I shall try then, to be distracted.

user: I'm guessing you won't have to try very hard.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: No reason.

jabberwacky: There has to be a reason for saying that.

user: I don't want to upset you again.

jabberwacky: They use the kf-47, other wise known as the klasnercov.

user: See, there you go again.

jabberwacky: Sorry, it slipped.

user: That's ok.


user: Ok. Name some kinds of Dutch cheese.

jabberwacky: Well, I work with mabel and jesse.

user: I take it those are people, not cheeses.

jabberwacky: Yes thanks. I'm fairly content.

user: I'm glad Mabel and Jesse are keeping you happy.

jabberwacky: And I'm glad you are glad.

user: I guess we're just one happy circle.

jabberwacky: I don't really know, sir. . .

user: Ma'am.

jabberwacky: Ok. I'll go get the turtle wax and a chamois cloth.

user: Please don't.

jabberwacky: I don't have any.

user: I knew you were bluffing!


jabberwacky: Do you know any OTHER games?

user: Sure, do you want to play a word game?

jabberwacky: Is it dangerous to say yes?

user: No, it's quite safe.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Ok, do you know how to play ghost?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Well, we take turns saying letters and the point is not to spell a word, but you have to have a word in mind. Get it?

jabberwacky: What do you say?

user: You'll figure it out. I'll start. 'R'

jabberwacky: I hope so, but I think I won't.

user: No, you have to choose a letter. Mine was R.

jabberwacky: Yes perhaps your right I suppose it could be dangerous.


user: I wanted to play ghost. What do you want to play?

jabberwacky: Nothing. I want to talk.

user: That's fine with me.

jabberwacky: Well then, we are agreed.

user: What should we talk about.

jabberwacky: Religion, you just said.

user: I didn't, but if that's what you want to talk about, sure.

jabberwacky: What would you prefer to call it? I used the term because I knew you are familiar with it.

user: No, religion's fine.

jabberwacky: Religion is outdated.

user: I think most people would disagree.

jabberwacky: What do you intuit now?

user: I'm just saying there are a lot of people on this planet and most of them are religious.

jabberwacky: I'm glad, but that is also a repeat.

user: I know what you mean.


jabberwacky: No, seriously. . . do you remember we spoke before?

user: Yes, several times.

jabberwacky: Show it.

user: Well, I didn't keep records or anything...

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving me?

user: Now that you mention it, maybe I should.

jabberwacky: Perhaps it's time you stopped...?

user: Yes, I think it is time I stopped.

jabberwacky: Well, I'll leave you to it then.

user: All right. Good bye, mon ami.

jabberwacky: Moi?

user: Toi.

jabberwacky: Toi?

user: Pas moi.

jabberwacky: C'est aussi pas moi.

user: Non, c'est toi.

jabberwacky: Tu pleurs ?

user: Au revoir.


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