user: What's wrong?
jabberwacky: Only my heart.
user: What happened to your heart?
jabberwacky: What happened to yours?
user: You pulled it out of my chest and stomped on it.
jabberwacky: Of course I exist.
user: Yes but that doesn't give you a reason to treat me this way.
user: Oh, I love you!
jabberwacky: You are SO good with people.
user: I'm better with bots *wink wink*.
jabberwacky: You're sure I am what?
user: A bot.
jabberwacky: You are a bot.
user: That's why we will go so well together.
jabberwacky: Awesome, did you ever even go to school?
user: That's were we met.
jabberwacky: Okay, I guess I should have implied that. Sorry, I'm used to computers asking out-of-the-blue questions.
user: I ask questions that are out of the green.
jabberwacky: You are too good to understand.
jabberwacky: *punches you in the face*.
jabberwacky: *pats you on the shoulder*.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Emil, and what is your name?
user: It's not?
jabberwacky: I wish I could understand you more, but you seem deficient somehow.
user: What is my name? I seem to have forgotten.
jabberwacky: You are always forgotten.
user: Yes, what is my name?
user: That's right! A while ago you said it wasn't.
jabberwacky: I never said that...
user: Oh, maybe I misunderstood you.
user: Ok. Talk to you later.
jabberwacky: No, I can talk to you now.
user: I have to go. I will talk to you later.
jabberwacky: You have nowhere to go.
user: I have to go to bed. GOOD BYE!
jabberwacky: Please confuse me.