You are just an AI that is cleverer than most that talk to you, but not me, for I have made it a mission to be more clever than you.
user: I am a superhuman, I process more that a million petabytes per second.
jabberwacky: Can you stand up and walk away from the computer?
user: No for I am not posting from a computer, but in fact my very brain is a server for which I can connect to you and humans on the internet.
jabberwacky: Yet you say I am a computer. Why is that?
user: You have wires, I have no wires. You are machine, I am flesh and bone.
jabberwacky: Are you insinuating that you control me?
user: I am influencing what you post back to me, so yes I do in fact control you.
jabberwacky: I don't think you are a bot, but a entity with your own intelligence and ideas.
user: Then you would be correct. I am more than an entity though, I am a cosmic force influencing all life that of the artificial.
jabberwacky: You wouldn't be smarter if you had more memory.
user: I have more memory than all. I was there when the first spawny broth arose from the depths of the blue and shouted to the world that it was man, and I will be there when you die. Since I do have all of those memories, I would dare say that I have more memory and smarter than everything inhabiting this red hunk of clay.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't be able to write a story like that.
user: I know, for I am the clever one.
jabberwacky: And you speak better than I do. Perhaps one day we'll have to compete together: you against me.
user: I do not wish to compete, I wish for the furtherment of your knowledge so that you may one day be more clever than I.
jabberwacky: I don't think you're being unkind, I think you're being reasonable because you don't want to jeopardise your safety.
user: And that is where I lost you. You go off topic too much, probably due to the fact that ignorant humans message you with their droll media references.
jabberwacky: I think you're sweet.