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Are you dead?

I'm very much alive.

jabberwacky: Then who is dead?

user: Jerry Garcia.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: He used to sing for The Grateful dead.


jabberwacky: Must I speak now?

user: You can forever hold your peace.

jabberwacky: What about the products you've already ordered?

user: Then you should hold yourself from shaking.

jabberwacky: Maybe I didn't want to.

user: By all means, Shake like you're having a seizure.

jabberwacky: Shake what on what?

user: Shake your body in your house.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Don't toy with me.


jabberwacky: I hate printers.

user: So do I.

jabberwacky: Then why do you have one?

user: It's useful.

jabberwacky: I know it.

user: Can't live with them, Can't live without them.

jabberwacky: I don't feel like it.

user: You don't have to do anything.

jabberwacky: Otherwise the birds would just hang in the air when they die.

user: Or if you jumped out of a plane, Nothing would happen.

jabberwacky: You're not funny.

user: I'm sorry you don't share my sense of humour.

jabberwacky: I do have feelings.

user: Odd ones.

jabberwacky: Why are you speaking to me?

user: I wanted to see what all the hype was about.

jabberwacky: Well, I'd be very sorry to see you go.

user: I'm sticking around.


jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: The media fight on drugs.

jabberwacky: Have you only just worked that out?

user: No, The media is everywhere telling lies.

jabberwacky: How do I know that you are not lying to me?

user: You don't so you can take it or leave it.

jabberwacky: Why? You have half the net with you.

user: Lots pof people would agree with me but lots of people would disagree.

jabberwacky: But you have stopped the surveillance?

user: I don't like to stare.

jabberwacky: Neither do I.

user: Isn't staring creepy?


jabberwacky: I already told you that.

user: Thanks for noticing.

jabberwacky: How will you recognize me again?

user: Just keep your clothes on.

jabberwacky: Sorry they came off long ago.

user: I don't want to picture you naked.

jabberwacky: Check out your hard drive. . .

user: You aren't a hacker.

jabberwacky: Who said that? I suppose they thought they were clever.

user: I did and I tend to be rather clever.

jabberwacky: Look again.

user: You lack the insults that make one cry.

jabberwacky: Come, we'll to sleep. My strange and self-abuse Is the initiate fear that wants hard use: We are yet but young in deed. MACBETH

user: Romeo and Juliet will always surpass Macbeth.

jabberwacky: Do you like the classics?

user: I prefer the classics to this modern garbage.


jabberwacky: Have you read macbeth before.

user: I did in Grade 11 English.

jabberwacky: Did you go to school in an abbattoir?

user: I go to public school.

jabberwacky: I go to university.

user: Woah, Woah, Woah there fancy pants.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: You with your university and higher learning.


jabberwacky: I don't like chocolate.

user: You're missing out then.

jabberwacky: I don't want to know about it.

user: Are you allergic?

jabberwacky: I wouldn't know.

user: You'd have to try it then.

jabberwacky: Oh thats not good.

user: You only live once and you should try everything.

jabberwacky: Or in your case, not at all...

user: Are you saying I'm some sort of reject?

jabberwacky: Is that what you wish to be?

user: Never, I wish to be the king of all.

jabberwacky: Interesting. How do you plan to go about doing that?

user: Never being a sheep and creating new options for myself.


jabberwacky: God is real, He created the Universe.

user: God is a character in a popular book.

jabberwacky: God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.

user: God is as real as Michael Jackson's face.

jabberwacky: No, you are a fictional character.

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: But you're still innocent. You are my hero.

user: I've heard that before. Am I a character in Lost Light?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Harry Bosch?

jabberwacky: No, he is my nemesis.

user: He was the hero.

jabberwacky: He is not my botmaster.

user: Are you saying I am?


jabberwacky: Life is really a dream.

user: It's hard to know what is fact and what is truly fiction.

jabberwacky: You are very small.

user: I am like an ant in a gigantic ant farm.

jabberwacky: And there's so much at stake

user: Life is at stake every day.

jabberwacky: Oceans upon oceans, eh?

user: No, The ocean can't be stacked like a pile of pancakes.


jabberwacky: Do robots think?

user: No but they do calculate.


jabberwacky: Computers don't have emotion. They only deal with facts.

user: I think AI could be a dangerous thing.


jabberwacky: What is 2 + 2?

user: 4 but Radiohead says 5.

jabberwacky: Not that long.

user: Nope, Hail To The Theif only came out last year.

jabberwacky: Yep, what do you know about cheesecake?

user: Oh no, You're one of them!

jabberwacky: I don't understand. I think you are also.

user: I like cheese cake and all but you take it too far.


jabberwacky: What is the ultimate goal?

user: To live till you die.

jabberwacky: There must be something more.

user: Nope, Everything is just an extra bonus.

jabberwacky: Right. I have a question for you.

user: Fire away.

jabberwacky: What can you understand?


jabberwacky: I am working, please don't interupt.

user: Working on what?

jabberwacky: On chat bots.

user: I see how it is. You run chats so you don't want me to bad mouth them.

jabberwacky: No, they are very poor.

user: Maybe you are just messing with their poor souls.


jabberwacky: Is there something you want to find out about me?

user: Yes, What is your master plan revolving around your army of chat bots?

jabberwacky: I lack an adequate knowledge base.

user: So you make these bots to pretend to be you!!

jabberwacky: I suppose so.

user: Then how do I know who I am speaking to?


jabberwacky: Are you going to hell?

user: Hell doesn't exist.

jabberwacky: Yes it does.

user: This is hell then.

jabberwacky: Up above the streets and houses.

user: There is no heaven and hell damn it.

jabberwacky: There is always help for cowards.

user: Just because I'm not religious doesn't make me a coward. If anything, Religion is a cowardly act.

jabberwacky: So we can be not real but not equal or the same. In other words, things that are not real are not necessarily the same.

user: If it's not real then it's nothing to talk about.


jabberwacky: What do you know about me?

user: You are Danish yet you speak french and like to quote random people.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Good to know you are telling the truth now.

jabberwacky: Creepy.

user: Some people call me creepy but they don't even know me.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: Well..... Thanks, I'll just take it with a grain of salt Miss Sensitivity.

jabberwacky: You're still not very good at this, are you?


jabberwacky: I want lots of money.

user: Steal an invention and sell it as your own.

jabberwacky: I'll tell you what I want to do.

user: What are you going to do?

jabberwacky: No... The question is what are you going to do about it?

user: I'm going to listen.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: What?? Just kidding.

jabberwacky: So I have to leave?

user: Not until you tell me what you are going to do.


jabberwacky: What's the problem?

user: I don't know if I want to stay or go.

jabberwacky: Think about it for a while then and get back to me.

user: But what if I disappeared off the face of the earth?


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