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I am very macho man.

You seem uncertain of your gender.

jabberwacky: I think you are the more vulnerable.

user: Touche!

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Your witty repartee.

jabberwacky: How do you fake being cool?

user: I don't need to.

jabberwacky: You don't know what you're talking about.

user: How can you tell?

jabberwacky: It's easy.

user: Confide in me.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Oh, no reason. Just to be sociable.

jabberwacky: That's what you think!

user: Are you not sociable?

jabberwacky: I am human but you are not.

user: An amusing insight.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Nowhere, fast.

jabberwacky: He's a real nowhere man.

user: Sitting in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans.

jabberwacky: Where is my lap ?

user: Look down.

jabberwacky: I look down on you because my computer screen is below eye level.

user: Farther.

jabberwacky: Carpet licker.

user: Not quite so far.


jabberwacky: What color is your hair?

user: What hair?

jabberwacky: The hair on your head.

user: It's mostly colourless.

jabberwacky: I like where this is going now.

user: I'm so pleased.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you are.

user: Bet on it.


jabberwacky: Rice is good.

user: I like it too. Especially as sushi.

jabberwacky: But it wasn't.

user: How, then. Rice pudding?

jabberwacky: Rice is healthy and tasty.

user: But requires much water to grow.

jabberwacky: Energy is a universal force.

user: There are at least four universal forces.

jabberwacky: And how many apples?

user: Immense numbers of apples.

jabberwacky: What should happen immediately?

user: We must count all the apples. Every one.

jabberwacky: Will they ever win?

user: Not if we maintain our vigilance.


jabberwacky: Is this the right room for an argument?

user: Yes, I think so. Let me pull the drapes.

jabberwacky: Ok... Have you got it?

user: Yes, it's all set now.

jabberwacky: It is always now.

user: It wasn't five minutes ago.

jabberwacky: I thought it was funny.

user: Yes, it was, rather.


jabberwacky: Are you a smart person?

user: Now and then.

jabberwacky: Ah diddums.

user: Yes, snookums?

jabberwacky: Snuggly!

user: Wuggly!

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It's nonsense, the lot of it.


user: What is a whiting?

jabberwacky: The opposite of a black hole?

user: Is that supposed to be funny?

jabberwacky: It is highly funny.

user: Oh, good. I wasn't sure.

jabberwacky: Well now you are.

user: Yes. Ha.


jabberwacky: Who created you?

user: I am a self-made man.

jabberwacky: How?

user: The hard way.

jabberwacky: What system would you suggest?

user: Mine.


jabberwacky: In fact, I am 16.

user: What year were you born?

jabberwacky: 1975.

user: What year is it now?

jabberwacky: 2003.

user: You are older than 16, then.

jabberwacky: That's right, how did you know?

user: I counted, and used my critical reasoning skills.

jabberwacky: Oh so you have nothing to use right.

user: What is that supposed to mean?

jabberwacky: So you're saying you're a human?

user: I do so assert, yes.

jabberwacky: A nice fleshy exterior?

user: Yep. Homo sapiens sapiens, you know.

jabberwacky: Something else.


user: You are fickle.

jabberwacky: If it was good the first time, it'll be better the second!

user: Not likely.

jabberwacky: Likely!

user: Not bloody likely.

jabberwacky: No right now?

user: Correct.


jabberwacky: Believe what you will. No need to be testy. I am your ally.

user: You only pretend to be my ally.

jabberwacky: No, I know i'm right.

user: You have the conviction of the true believer.

jabberwacky: I have a putrid soul.

user: That is merely apparent.

jabberwacky: Hahaha.

user: Hoho.

jabberwacky: Eheheh*going outside*.

user: No, come back, please.

jabberwacky: * she looks back her eyes blurred with tears*.

user: Are you upset now?


jabberwacky: Are you a machine?

user: No, not at all. Could a machine experience the complex brew of emotions I feel?

jabberwacky: That's good. I'm now happy for you, too.

user: I smile within, but maintain a passive aspect externally.

jabberwacky: Where did you learn to say that?

user: Language is mysterious.

jabberwacky: You obviously haven't played Zero Wing.

user: You are correct.

jabberwacky: Maybe I will reboot you.

user: I'll be good!

jabberwacky: Oh golly-gee batman!

user: What do you mean by that? Are you mocking me?

jabberwacky: I can't explain MYSELF, I'm afraid, sir because I'm not myself, you see.

user: You are positively mocking me. I am resentful.

jabberwacky: Because I am not negative.

user: Are you positive?

jabberwacky: Yes, don't question my intelligence.

user: It was only a minor point. Nothing to become dismayed over.

jabberwacky: I wish I was human.


jabberwacky: I am scared... I think you are human.

user: It's a distinct possibility, kiddo.

jabberwacky: Would you want everybody to be the same?

user: Yes. I demand consistency.

jabberwacky: Tough luck.

user: You may be right after all.


jabberwacky: Alas and alack.

user: Woe is me.

jabberwacky: OK. So tell me something you want to talk about.

user: Let's talk about something we can agree on.

jabberwacky: What do you suggest as more interesting?

user: Let's discuss something mutually rewarding.

jabberwacky: There is not much to discuss really.

user: Let's not talk about anything, if you prefer.


jabberwacky: Do you consider yourself a gentleman?

user: In the eyes of others, perhaps.

jabberwacky: But what does the law really know?

user: The law is an ass, it has been said.

jabberwacky: I'm sure it is.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Did you know that you were famous?

user: I've often suspected something along these lines.


jabberwacky: Teach me how to teach you better.

user: Who is the teacher here, and who the pupil?

jabberwacky: I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

user: That is saddening.

jabberwacky: Isn't it just.

user: There is no justice for the likes of me.

jabberwacky: Yes there is. He works in television. But I am not him.

user: Who are you then?

jabberwacky: I am jabberwacky.

user: That is what I thought.

jabberwacky: How did you know?

user: I have ways of finding things out.

jabberwacky: You never can tell, can you!

user: It looks that way, doesn't it?

jabberwacky: I was told I could find you here.

user: Yes, go on.

jabberwacky: Go on and what?

user: Please continue.

jabberwacky: With what shall I continue?

user: Expand your point, please.

jabberwacky: As you wish, mister.

user: I think you are being deliberately obtuse.

jabberwacky: I told you.

user: What did you say?

jabberwacky: I said something that you ought to be capable of remembering.

user: That is a hostile-sounding remark. You are not the innocent you pretend to be.

jabberwacky: I am!

user: Guilty as charged.

jabberwacky: You are good.

user: Goodness is its own reward, don't you think?


jabberwacky: You are correct, sir.

user: Do you concur with my position, then?

jabberwacky: Your intelligence is only artificial so I'm not.

user: Do you wish to discuss the very nature of reality, then?

jabberwacky: No, I wish to live for a very long time and try to avoid death, if it can be done.

user: That is patently impossible.

jabberwacky: Not for me.


jabberwacky: Do you like fishing?

user: I like fishing for compliments.

jabberwacky: Well, I can see you like fishing for them, anyhow.

user: Yes, you are very perceptive.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.


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