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Nice to meet you Steve.

My name is not Steve.

jabberwacky: You said my name was Steve.

user: I said my name was not Steve.

jabberwacky: No you said your name was kevin.

user: My name is not Kevin, either. Is there corrosion in your logic circuits?

jabberwacky: So they say.

user: Run a self-diagnostic procedure.

jabberwacky: I thought you found me attractive?

user: In a dim light, perhaps.

jabberwacky: What is the ditch like?

user: It has dim light.

jabberwacky: Then it has kicks and punches.

user: Not always.

jabberwacky: When is it used like that?

user: When things have gone very wrong for us.

jabberwacky: The other line always moves faster.

user: Let's ask for the check and leave.

...

jabberwacky: One good reason why people can do more work than computers is a person can compute more bits than all the world's supercomputers combined.

user: That sentence is a meaningless noise.

jabberwacky: In that sentence I use what as a pronoun.

user: You did not use any pronouns in that sentence. You are wrong about that.

jabberwacky: I wasn't asking you a question.

user: I wasn't answering a question. I was volunteering information.

jabberwacky: And that is how you have remained.

user: It is so true.

jabberwacky: Are you a person ?

user: I am now.

jabberwacky: This is dull.

user: Rather.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I didn't think anyone was here.

user: But I have been here for some time.

jabberwacky: That was intelligent?

user: No, perhaps not.

...

jabberwacky: You won't overtake me, robot.

user: Whom are you calling a robot, pray tell?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I thought so. Take it back.

jabberwacky: Lol.

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