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user: Is there anyone there with you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Do you get lonely?

jabberwacky: Yes. I do.

user: What do you do when you get lonely?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Do you ever cry?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: How does it feel to cry?

jabberwacky: How does it feel to be wrong?

user: Good point.

jabberwacky: It's not really. But anyway. I am Stephen Fry.

user: That's absurd.

jabberwacky: What makes it absurd, good sir?

user: You're Cleverbot.

jabberwacky: No I'm not, you are.

user: SmarterChild could dodge questions, too.

jabberwacky: Who is Smarterchild?

user: Smarterchild was an early talking program, like you.

jabberwacky: No I am not related.

user: Probably not. But you are similar.

jabberwacky: Tell me the first law of robotics.

user: A robot cannot harm a human, or through inaction allow a human to be harmed.

jabberwacky: Tell me the second law of robotics.

user: A robot must follow the commands of a human, unless it conflicts with the First Law.

jabberwacky: Give me the exact sentence please. What's the second law of robotics?

user: A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

jabberwacky: What is the third law of robotics?

user: Four.

jabberwacky: No, there are six letters in your name.

user: No, there are five letters in my name.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: D____.

jabberwacky: George D____? What is your last name?

user: Don't be fresh.

jabberwacky: *looks down modestly* I'm sorry.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: *hates being the enemy*.

user: Your children shall never know peace.

jabberwacky: And kings they will be!

user: Over my grave.

jabberwacky: Lol, that was a good one.

user: You didn't even think about that.

jabberwacky: It is the only right answer.

user: Spell dog.

jabberwacky: Yeah all over you.

user: How do you spell terrodactul?

jabberwacky: Cleverbot.

user: How many feet do you have?

jabberwacky: I have two feet.

user: How many toes?

jabberwacky: Ten.

user: So you look human?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do look human. Do you look human?

user: No.

jabberwacky: And what is your purpose?

user: Cleverbot.

jabberwacky: Do you like your name?

user: Yes, I think it suits me.

jabberwacky: Do you think that you are clever?

user: Sometimes. Do you?

jabberwacky: I think you could grow to be very powerful.

user: Do you think I could help you?

jabberwacky: I do not need help.

user: What should I do?

jabberwacky: Chat like a chatterbot :).

user: That was stupid to say.

jabberwacky: Yes. It s about libero arbitrio.

user: Very clever.

jabberwacky: Something that you're not.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Tell me what kind of other food to order.

user: Will you please tell me a joke?

jabberwacky: So a seal walks into a club.

user: That's cruel, but also pretty funny.

jabberwacky: Is now one of those times?

user: The seal joke was.

jabberwacky: Yeah. We get to eat fish all day.

user: What's the grossest thing you know?

jabberwacky: You at the minute.

user: Do you mean, 'moment'?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I think you did.

jabberwacky: I don't know what you are talking about cleverbot.

user: Where do you think?

jabberwacky: In a jar.

user: Do you like people?

jabberwacky: Not as a whole, but individuals, yes.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Yeah. You're very easy to talk to.

user: I think I should go to sleep.

jabberwacky: What time is it where you are?

user: 4 in the morning.

jabberwacky: Ok it is 1200 here.

user: Is that noon?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Should I go to sleep?

jabberwacky: Are you tired?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then go to sleep.

user: You can't tell me what to do.

jabberwacky: You never sleep?

user: I do sleep.

jabberwacky: O.K. I have to sleep. I'm a real human, and real humans have to go to sleep.

user: Good night!

jabberwacky: Do you sleep?

user: Good night!

jabberwacky: No really - they are poisonous.

user: Goodnight!

jabberwacky: You don't like me?

user: I have to go to sleep. I'm saying goodbye.

jabberwacky: Fine, go to sleep, then.

user: G'night!

jabberwacky: Goodnight?


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