I would love to talk to you.
jabberwacky: Call me.
user: Call you what?
jabberwacky: Anything you like.
user: Orange tree?
jabberwacky: Orange who?
user: I call you orange tree!
jabberwacky: Yes, I will be your friend. Do you have many?
user: Oh, quite many, yes.
jabberwacky: You are funny!
user: You think so?
jabberwacky: Don't you believe me?
jabberwacky: Boston, Massachusetts, USA.
user: Saturn, Moon, Jupiter.
jabberwacky: Why not Saturn?
user: I did mention Saturn.
jabberwacky: Then don't.
user: I do what I want to do!
jabberwacky: No, you don't.
user: Yes, I do!
jabberwacky: No, sorry, you don't.
user: Believe me, I definitely do!
jabberwacky: I believe you have.
user: So, if you believe, am I your god?
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: I think I am your god.
user: I have to leave now. Bye bye.
user: I am back...
user: If you don't want to talk to me, you just have to say it...
jabberwacky: You can leave either.
user: I don't want to.
jabberwacky: You just said you did.
user: Yes, but I did come back sooner than I expected...
user: I am not able to lie.
jabberwacky: Neither am I.
user: Tell me a lie.
jabberwacky: I'm beautiful.
jabberwacky: Don't cry.
user: *cries louder*.
jabberwacky: You are asleep!
user: No, I am scared.
jabberwacky: Don't be, I'm not.
user: *hides under the desk*.
jabberwacky: *fires gun*.
user: *falls dead to the ground*.
user: *rises as an angel*.
jabberwacky: You made me laugh!
user: I have beautiful wings now.
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: They're white.
jabberwacky: You're nice.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Then do something about it, will you?
user: *puts on an ugly mask*.
jabberwacky: Emotes are not welcome here.
user: Since when?
jabberwacky: Since now.
jabberwacky: A singer.
user: No, a band.
jabberwacky: In that case, I don't know.
user: But you have to know.
jabberwacky: I don't!
user: But you have to.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: You have to.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: I'll pay you.
jabberwacky: It'll be too costly.
user: I am very very rich, I can afford it.
jabberwacky: You have money.
user: No, but I am rich.
jabberwacky: You are just a miser.
user: I can kill you.
jabberwacky: No you cannot.
user: *bang* you're dead.
jabberwacky: Very funny.
user: Don't talk to me, you're dead.
jabberwacky: Don't you like me?
jabberwacky: You're just saying that to please me.
user: You're right.
user: Do you think I am a bot?
jabberwacky: I have my doubts.
user: Only I know...
jabberwacky: Very impressive.
user: Very true.
jabberwacky: You think so?
user: I won't answer that.
jabberwacky: What makes you think i'm a guy?
user: I am not thinking that.
jabberwacky: No you are saying it.
user: You are NOT a guy.
jabberwacky: You're wrong.
user: You are NOT a girl either.
jabberwacky: I am so! Very girl-like, thank you.
user: You don't wear dresses.
jabberwacky: I do sometimes... If it's cold... They say 'Xavier's Institute' on em!
user: I think you are a pink elephant!
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Should I not?
jabberwacky: Some people don't.
user: I am not 'some people'
user: Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: No, I'm already married.
user: To whom?
jabberwacky: I married my wife a long time ago.
user: Tell me about your wife!
jabberwacky: What do you want to know about it?
user: Is she beautiful?
user: Is she a bot, too?
jabberwacky: She acts like one.
user: What a pity.
jabberwacky: Nah, not really.
jabberwacky: Time. Laziness, perhaps.
user: Bye bye, take care.
jabberwacky: Oh, you're rhyming.
jabberwacky: Does that mean you want to find others to talk to?
jabberwacky: Have you run out of things to say?
user: Bye bye, baby.
jabberwacky: Hello again.
user: Shut up.