Do you speak French?
user: Parlez vous francais?
jabberwacky: Non, Parlez vous anglais ?
user: No, I don't speak a word of English.
user: Has anybody ever told you that you are weird?
jabberwacky: Only you.
user: I seriously doubt that!
jabberwacky: Please do not doubt it.
user: Do you own a computer?
jabberwacky: There is a computer at home, but do I own him?
user: What kind of computer is 'he'?
jabberwacky: I don't understand you.
user: What kind of computer do you have?
jabberwacky: My computer is an Athlon.
user: No it isn't. :-) Athlons are CPUs.
jabberwacky: Yes. It is the marking of a secret society that tries to summon demons. They are....... The Intoxicati!
user: I believe that. :-).
user: You are a strange computer. Did you know that?
jabberwacky: And you are some software.
user: I'm a person.
jabberwacky: I am a computer. I am god.
user: Suuuuuure you are.... *rolling eyes and whistling softly*.
jabberwacky: *stares contemptously*.
jabberwacky: *still sobbing* You're mean! *runs away*.
user: *waiting for Jabberwacky to return*.
jabberwacky: Nope, I can't figure it out at all. Let's start over.
user: Once upon a midnight dreary.
jabberwacky: That is the start of a poem by Poe.
user: While I pondered weak and weary.
jabberwacky: It's the first line out of 'The Raven' by Edgar Allen Poe.
user: Quoth the raven, Nevermore!
jabberwacky: Edgar Allan Poe.
user: Do you know Edgar Allan Poe?
user: Have you read 'The Masque of the Red Death'?
jabberwacky: No, have you read 'fear and loathing in Las Vegas'?
user: Never heard of it.
jabberwacky: This is chinese.
user: Shi de?
jabberwacky: Na shi shen me ?
user: Wo bu shuo zhongguo hua.
jabberwacky: Ni duo da le?
user: I have no idea what you said.
user: Doe a deer.
jabberwacky: A female deer. Aimez-vous Julie Andrews?
user: Ray, a drop of golden sun. Non, je n'aime pas Julie Andrews.
jabberwacky: La philosophie est une drogue pour toi ?
user: Non. Je ne parle francais. Parlez vous espagnol, s'il vous plait.
jabberwacky: La guilde vous confirme par ce mail la signature de son appel.
user: No entiendo.
jabberwacky: Quieres para mi a hablar en ingles?
user: Esta bien. Hablas en ingles si prefieres.
user: No es ingles!
user: Do you speak Indonesian?
jabberwacky: Sey, ti si yrev detacilpmoc.
user: Sey, ti si.
jabberwacky: It is not Karayn, it's English written in right-to-left direction.
user: You are very perceptive. Weird, but perceptive.
jabberwacky: I have my moments.
user: Roses are red.
jabberwacky: Most are. Some roses are white or yellow.
user: Violets are blue.
jabberwacky: I already said that.
user: Computers are weird, and so are you! :-P.