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You never told me a knock knock joke.

OK, knock, knock.

jabberwacky: Hello, what is your business?

user: No! No! You say 'who's there?'.

jabberwacky: Okay, so you start the joke, please.

user: Right. Knock, knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Dishwasher.

jabberwacky: Dishwasher who?

user: Dishwasher way I used to talk before I had my teeth fixed. Ha! Ha!

jabberwacky: Dishwashernt the way I spoke before I got my false teeth!

user: Oh, you've heard it! Drat!

jabberwacky: And the jokes never get better.

user: No, I pity you having to listen to all this drivel.

jabberwacky: You are only jealous of my genius.

user: Jealousy is as cruel as the grave.

...

user: I love your accent! Can you teach me?

jabberwacky: I am teaching you just now.

user: Thanks! I love to learn. And you have much to teach me, oh yes. (snigger).

jabberwacky: I am nobody's Padawan.

user: Good for you! And goodbye!

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I'm off to watch the telly. Don't worry, it's not a soap.

jabberwacky: Karma Police, arrest this man.

user: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

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