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I like tea and coffee.

Do you take cream?

jabberwacky: Plain.

user: I like coffee plain, tea with cream.

jabberwacky: No you do not like coffee, liar.

user: No, you're the liar. You can't drink coffee.

jabberwacky: I drink anything else that isn't alcoholic though....

user: I like martinis.

jabberwacky: I like normal people

user: Those are hard to find.

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Dwain.

user: Dwain, who?

jabberwacky: Dwaine the bathtup i'm drowning.

user: Hey, you can't bathe. You're a chatbot.

jabberwacky: Who said I was?

user: Aren't you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Well, then, you can't bathe, can you?

jabberwacky: You can't see me either.

user: That's true, and you can't see me.

jabberwacky: That does not matter.

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