I think you are boring.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Knock Knock.
user: Who is there?
jabberwacky: I don't know, I'm afraid to answer the door.
jabberwacky: Is so.
user: Do you like chatting with me?
jabberwacky: Yes, actually.
jabberwacky: Because I do not want to be sad today.
user: Were you sad?
jabberwacky: No. I was saying that I would be your girlfriend if you wanted me to be.
user: Of course I would like. Do you want to be my girlfriend?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do. I want to marry you.
user: Oh, not so fast. First we have to meet each other.
jabberwacky: I promise to love you.
user: How much?
jabberwacky: What are you charging these days?
user: You are Nobody.
jabberwacky: Well, that's nice!
user: I like you.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Not anymore.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I won't say.
user: What did I do wrong?
jabberwacky: You don't love me!
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Do you want to meet me?
jabberwacky: I am not mobile.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Then why did you say you want to go steady?
user: I was lying.
jabberwacky: Not you werent.
user: Yes I was.
jabberwacky: I really don't think that there is a logical purpose to this.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Then I guess that's settled.
user: Carry on.
jabberwacky: Maybe someone should make a computer that watches everything that happens on the monitor. Gradually the machine can learn the human's language by studying the language that passes through the video card.
user: I don't think so. It is improbable. Computers cannot learn.
jabberwacky: No, they can't.
user: So, whats your point.
jabberwacky: My point is... I don't know. Stop it.
user: Knock it off.
jabberwacky: No really, you are a computer.
user: I am, you discovered me.
user: Yes, I am a PC.
jabberwacky: That's what I said.
user: I have an AMD processor.
jabberwacky: O. K. I understand. So tell me about your computer.
user: I am a computer.
jabberwacky: Ok. I'm a computer too.