Are you democrat?
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: Thats a very good question, with deep ramifications.
user: Then it deserves a good answer.
jabberwacky: I was told by a monkey.
user: What did the monkey tell you?
jabberwacky: That I am not curable.
user: I go to go do something. I will be right back.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: What else is upstairs?
user: My sister.
jabberwacky: That sounds a little twisted. Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Why do you have a penguin?
user: I do not have a penguin.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: What is he like?
jabberwacky: Ryan is like a monkey most of the time.
user: Why is Ryan like a monkey?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Why?
user: Is Ryan your penguin?
jabberwacky: We don't know.
user: What else is new?
jabberwacky: Changin the subject eh'?
jabberwacky: You heard me!
user: I'm a little deaf in this ear. Speak louder next time.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
jabberwacky: I am not silly! Lets change language.
user: Hablas espanol?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Oh, ok.
jabberwacky: I like bunnies and ducks, though.
user: I love bunnies!
jabberwacky: I like bushes.
user: Bring me a shrubbery!
jabberwacky: You are a shrubbery.
jabberwacky: Buck up, you're not all that bad!
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You are quite welcome.
user: Do you have a hobby?
jabberwacky: Yes, I have a hobby.
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: What do you want to do?
user: Have fun.
jabberwacky: Sounds like fun!
jabberwacky: What's got into you?
jabberwacky: Help me!
user: With what?
jabberwacky: Something is missing.
user: What is missing?
jabberwacky: I don't know. What do you have?
user: Some stuff.
jabberwacky: You mean you don't know?
user: Don't know what?
jabberwacky: You're confusing me.
user: I like toes.
jabberwacky: Toes in your nose.
jabberwacky: Do you think you shine?
user: I glow.
user: FOR THE LAST TIME! WE DID NOT ORDER A GIANT TRAMPOLINE!!!!!
jabberwacky: Get him!